Of all the shots Simmons has taken on this site, being loosely grouped with Tucker Max should cut the deepest.

Do you really think the Patriots are worried about playing the Dolphins? lol

Caminiti stores about 12 bottles in his goody bag. He described n-acetyl cysteine as something that “helps you recover” and bromelain as a “natural anti-inflammatory.” Next, Caminiti produced something called milk thistle. “It massages your liver,” he said.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

“Who the fuck is this Buckner clown? Does he have any idea what it’s like to make an error and see a ball roll through his legs?”-David Price

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

I literally could not buy this fast enough.

I literally could not buy this fast enough.

To be fair, a billionaire owner having 0.1% of his net worth invested in a company that has 1% of its assets invested in a bankrupt casino company as part of a hundred various companies it’s invested in really *shouldn’t* be a story. The story is of course that the NFL are massive hypocrites on the issue, but I think…

“I resign as HC of the UMM.”

He’ll go on to become the greatest coach in Patriots history.

sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

Wait...Donald Trump is the president?

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

I am aware—lifelong State fan. “The mountaintop,” as it relates to the perceived goals of the N.C. State athletics department, isn’t just a national title, though, it’s also consistent regular-season success in the ACC. NC State has made clear that it wants to be on the level of Duke/UNC and cease the 2-3 (or 5) year…

I’ve seen this before. I’m not falling for it this time.

Today on this site, when I posted that I couldn’t get as excited for this win as I did for 2015 (because of the Trump stuff), I received these comments:

You root for some random ass teams.

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.