I thought I would really like those charcoal gray roadies, but in practice they just look ...damp.

This should clear things up.

Infinite foul territory is going to cut down on that offense dramatically and really change the batter's approach as far as plate defense. Love this idea!

We buy these boxes at Halloween so that we are the most popular house on the block. If I thought there was any chance in Hell that I could resist them for 5 months or so I would stock up now...

We buy these boxes at Halloween so that we are the most popular house on the block. If I thought there was any…

Sacramento Wednesday

Jizyah Shorts is the Duke of this tourney (for so many reasons), but Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington truly deserves it. I hope Joe L’Official is a referee.

I will never not think we are talking about Mario Batali when I see Mario Balotelli’s name in a headline. It could be “Mario Balotelli wins Ballon d’Or” and I’ll think “How’d he manage that in Crocs?”

Acceptable Goldfish Flavors:

I get your point, but that’s a weird way to look at average differential. I can’t get an image to load (thanks, Kinja) but diffs of 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, and 6 give an average diff of 3.714.

Well fucking said, Drew.

“Looking the part is a huge part of it. I think it’s pretty easy when you’re a white kid dressed in khakis with a suit on,” Poag said. “I think if you’re confident it helps.”

TB Rays - Red Sox (Yankees)

He really Rougned him up. Thank you kinja.com.

My wife eats apple cores. It’s creepy.

The grooved bit is there to be broken off and then placed on the table so you can put the pick down temporarily without the business end touching the table. See the 6th paragraph here: http://www.npr.org/templates/stor…

How about just not allowing field goals in OT?

“Who me? As for me, I support all the friends!”

Promotion/Relegation: First, imagine the national soccer system as a pyramid. Beginning with semi-pro town/village leagues (hundreds if not thousands) and reaching it’s apex with the Premier League (twenty clubs), every team is situated on a given tier of the pyramid. If you finish at the top of your league, you move…

Theaters should absolutely play that clip before every movie instead of “Let’s all go to the lobby” or whatever.

Kreg?