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Dave Provost
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Be sure to coat the cuttings in growth hormone.
So you want to take a (somewhat) promising talent, sit him on the bench until he reaches FA, and then lose him for nothing?
Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”
Snyder: “I need a new stadium plan!”
I wish I could find it again, but long ago in an issue of SI there was an article on Gossage that described him throwing batting practice to his son and getting so fed up that the kid had his foot in the bucket while batting that he hit the kid with a pitch. The kid got up and screamed “Dad, you’re an asshole!”
Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD
My god that is an incredibly punchable face.
Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..
I mean. They know right? Like, they know that when they hop on the recruiting trail to convince some kid named GRAYSON to come to Duke they are throwing gasoline on the fire right?
15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…
I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.
Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.
Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.
Not sure why you would expect a robot not to use google to describe human features
Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.
Whoa nelly.
He knew it was his child when the baby’s first words were “Jurgen Klinsmann’s side selection calls into question his suitability for leading the USMNT.”
"Once upon a time, a jade rabbit flew to the Bay of Rainbows on the Moon to go stargazing."