"[t]he Germans will sort that out between themselves, don't worry."

Shut up, Jameis.

"There should be a clause requiring participants to recreate an actual football throwing motion."

She should've won! Look at the score the moment the clock hits zero! I smell a conspiracy!

Poop Sandwich *

Will, Age 6, wants to make copies of the people he kidnapped and chained in his basement for ransom.

Kevin Zeitler's mom doesn't have a Kevin Zeitler jersey

/Turns up nose.

Cheering Dos And Don'ts
Do: Wear red
Don't: Go out for a meeting
Do: Make noise on D
Don't: Forget your laptop at home
Do: Wave your towels
Don't: Find the front door ajar
Do: Wear a team jersey
Don't: Walk upstairs to see what that noise is
Do: GET LOUD
Don't: Walk in to find Gary boning your wife
Do: Shout "scoreboard" during…

Know your queues? Just because it's San Francisco? That's so racist.

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime.

This was bound to happen. Frank's slow, methodical, team-building style of coaching clashed heavily with Kidd's win-now-by-dumping-soda-on-the-court philosophy.

This is NOT what you should of said

I could care less about this whole ordeal

Its free REIGN and INTENTS AND PURPOSES. You're just as bad as people saying TRADER.

"Best Wishes" implies Peyton test drove your Buick.

About 50 passengers were told that their fully booked flight had been canceled because of a mechanical problem. That's when they noticed the Gators basketball team boarding.

I believe she is saying "Have fun!" as in your in deep shit with this one.

I, for one, can totally understand their anger. I mean, most of these fucktards are going to have to find a new team to bandwagon right before the holidays.