Put Opel logos on it and then I’d buy it.

Only if life’s been good to you so far.

This is the way. 

“Then we fuck each other in the ass,” Sartre said.

“By now, we’ve all learned that Donald Trump and the band of flunkies that make up his administration are no fans of accountability and oversight, likely due to the fact that they are extremely ardent fans of corruption, enriching their corporate golf buddies, and killing people.”

The TopGear bit where they were making fun of anyone who paid 350K for a Lexus (LFA) comes to mind. To paraphrase:

Need to know more about the aircraft collision avoidance setup... 

...cue the My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult song...

I'm sure there's a DeLorean meme that's appropriate to drop in here, but I'm just too lazy to go looking for it. 

The only decent F&F is Better Luck Tomorrow.

Why does Asian porn always pixelate out the best parts?

Sex. 

Needs Mach 5 rims. 

Forgot Toyota Paseo... I’m not gonna say where it goes, so I’ll leave that up to the internets.

So then is this still available for $699? (25 hp and 70 torques?) Or is it no longer applicable to this engine?

No greater place to live in the world if you’re single and can afford it.

British Racing Green...

Still think "Beats" works better here. 

LOL I was thinking if Jasmine had a Lululemon bag and a magical flying yoga mat then she could have played that angle.

Keep your aero kit and give it to me in Lime Gold. K thanks.