+1 for comparing a cvt to a ball gag 

Five bucks says Nicky Minaj

The New Le Mans Prototype Rule Book Looks More Like Spec Speed Racer Than Premier Class

This is the correct response. 

Wait... You mean when I press the "Snow" button on my AWD Highlander, magical snow elves don't appear and hold my car to the road? 

...when they do a TRD Highlander, then you know they’ve officially gone over the edge.

A measurable portion of my life was consumed by Driver because of 2 little words...

I had an ‘83 Buick Century that would consistently spit my cassette of Yes - Big Generator into the back seat.

Was there any info on how Shelby reacted to an engine and tranny missing from his place?

Needs more acid washed jeans... 

That SEL looks like it’s is straight outta Miami Vice... 

No? Not it? Or maybe I thought it was cooler because of Tommy Lee Jones... 

And as we all know, a couple of sr20's will fetch a nice premium one week before race wars... 

Was this level of dude-bro-ness and sexism present during the late 90s/Early 2K dot-com days? I remember guys around the same age, who had millions of dollars thrown at them to start a company and build a website (but profit? What’s that?), but at any dot-com I worked at in NYC at the time, always had a diverse…

They need to be stealing Vuarnets and Escorts/Passports out of cars to add to the authenticity.

Once Johnny... Once. 

No left turns? You mean New Jersey was right all along?

So you hit a button, and the autopilot takes over and puts you in an irl version of Dodge ‘Em or Grand Prix with the other cars around you...

Speed doesn't kill, it's that sudden stop at the end that'll get you every time. 

Only 3 joysticks on the cabinet running Gauntlet? 

Only 3 joysticks on the cabinet running Gauntlet?