No left turns? You mean New Jersey was right all along?

So you hit a button, and the autopilot takes over and puts you in an irl version of Dodge ‘Em or Grand Prix with the other cars around you...

Speed doesn't kill, it's that sudden stop at the end that'll get you every time. 

Only 3 joysticks on the cabinet running Gauntlet? 

Only 3 joysticks on the cabinet running Gauntlet? 

Fizzy summer drinks... Yeeeeessss...

I'm going to need intensive therapy after seeing this. 

SS with a V8 or GTFO

Tesla’s marketing department... AND the driver.

It was better in 2008 simply because half it’s current userbase wasn’t old enough to know how to use it yet.

If you live your life a quarter-mile at a time, that’s an eternity.

U Must Be Cinderella

Growing up in the area (especially in the 80s), UMBC was always considered the joke school (University of Maryland Behind Catonsville, U Must Be Crazy, U Made a Bad Choice, etc). The school has come a long way since then, but was still never really taken seriously as an academic institution until the past 5 years or…

Where in the hell is the chocolate cherry blizzard?!?!?

Not exactly a car movie, but a movie with a very Jalop character is Diva (1981).

Can we limit this to car movies that don’t use CGI for car-related stunts, or is that a given since this is Jalopnik?

Wait... You mean that’s not the dude from Skid Row?

Did they make a 12-cylinder diesel one in Europe? I seem to recall an episode of Top Gear where they tested 3 ginormous diesel SUVs...

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

Nahhh... The real backlash will be when it does get made, some reviews will show the 0-60 time only being 2.0 or (gasp!) 2.1.

Names are on the images.