+1 for the Daft Punk reference.

Can I annoy M3 drivers in it?

Ah yes... Gran Turismo on the PS1... I had a chipped PS1 so I was playing the Japanese version for a few months before it came out in the US (none of the saves carried over if I remember).

That, and if NK legitimately starts anything, Russia and China will be like “Yeah, you’re on your own, jackass.”

Slightly OT, but what’s the most hp you can modify a gtr to in Gran Turismo? I vaguely recall in GT1 or 2 to be able to get one to 1000 and change with a stage 4 turbo and all the trimmings...

Wondering when the A4 line started becoming “mid-size.”

Starred for the title alone...

Starred for the title alone...

Wait... How’d you get a hold of my ipod?

Seriously though Toyota... Please make a hybrid-AWD Sienna so we can have a slightly modern interpretation of the SC/All-trak.

This also explains why 90% of the population never got the “I can’t turn left” joke in Zoolander.

Because you need to get around those people who wonder why they get stuck in the snow in their X6/5/4/3/2/1 M’s with Michelin Sport Cups on them...

Sooo if someone tampers with the condom *before* sexual intercourse then it’s okay? What if they tamper with it during foreplay?

Maryland Boulevard law:

*Slight* difference between “failing” to pay taxes and your income being sheltered (i.e - free from taxes) due to depreciation on real estate...

C’mon Toyota... Start dreaming like you did with the Previa... Mid-engined, supercharged, AWD...(okay 158 hp but still...)

I can’t crop or rotate...

“The brakes have good with an aggressive early bite... “

If a vehicle doesn’t exist, can it not find you when you call for it?

See also: DC Sniper

Only 17 pounds difference between the two and four-door? For the increase in cargo and interior volume, seems like a winner to me... Either that or I’m getting way too practical in my old age...