@MazdaMania: Yeah, because Java is freaking bleeding edge tech.

@espinha: So giving away someone else's code for free is better than charging for code that someone else is giving away for free?

@DrGonzho: Toughbooks are great, but they're not remotely in the same product category as the tablets that are coming out.

When they dock the Alien movies for having 'easy interbreeding between humans and aliens', I think they missed the whole point of the films. And have a disturbing definition of 'easy'.

@lizon: Naw, Avatar's plot was fully baked, it's just the end result was Wonder Bread.

I've got a Slik pod with a Cullman head, that thing would brain the hell out of anyone.

@Switchyard Sullivan: "They're not going to 'shut down' Netflix traffic and suffer the wrath."

@Platypus Man: The scans aren't a big deal because the alternative is worse?

@Drulloch: Yes, because no one has a job that would require them to fly.

@Winston Smith: The fact that someone with your user name is making these arguments is awesome.

@Chris Braak: Weren't paying attention in November and December of 2000?

@idledpolkapeel: Good troll job there. Nicely done.

@Charlie Jane Anders: So putting something in quotes makes up for the fact that what is inside the quotes is false? Not to mention the fact that the word 'mosque' triggers a slightly different reaction from people than 'community center'?

@evan7257: Worse than Witwicky or Skywalker? And when I say Skywalker, I'm including Luke and Anakin.

"Being able to look at actual stock quotes on CNBC while Jim Cramer's head turns red and pops like a pimple, or tweeting about how crazy it is that Don Draper's secretary just said that thing about black people is just the beginning of what apps on a television can be. And Google TV's the first TV platform to make…

@Burke: Why would she need to be able to act in order to make this movie? It's Michael Bay. There's no story or character development.

@Erinaceus: There is another episode that has some scene that implies that she's their mother. Think there's a shot of her and the original Hank and Dean babies.

@MifuneT: The coffin is different in that everyone will eventually need one. Unless they get eaten by a shark or something.

@televisionarie slut-shames by proxy, apparently: Social diseases? You mean Farmville?

@Krakenstein: I'm guessing some sort of Fringe alternate universe thing where you have an alternate Rusty who has turned the place into a scientific utopia.