Her name was Baroness DeCobray.

I just want to hear “the devil’s beating his wife with a frying pan” once.

Doing haikus with friends from the northeast is always fun. Always get called out for adding an extra syllable.

How good is it? Been thinking about getting Blood Bowl 2.

Born in December and, after years of getting the shaft, decided I’m making half-birthdays a thing two years ago. If I unfortunately have a child in December/January, we’re celebrating that shit in June/July.

I miss the line item veto. Would have been perfect for shit like this.

3 main characters and thousands of (freed) slaves.

“...could be criticized for any number of things... its willingness to sell you a barrel of Jack Daniels.”

Waited on buying the TKK to see if it was worth it. Bungee decided to wall me off. I might try them again in a few years. Fuck them and fuck Activision.

Norman acknowledges he has to catch up to Rodney the player (and gets a delicious dig in). He’s giving Rodney the announcer shit. Your comparison doesn’t work here.

Smith is a better shit talker than Irvin. Deion wins hands down. Is it a wash or do you have Sanders slightly edging out Smith to bring it home?

I thought they were bi, but completely agree about their relationship.

I envy the less racist area you’ve lived in. Heard blue gummed mow-mow at school within the first month of moving to Alabama. Anniston is a shithole.

Waiting 3 years after giving up Andrelton is going to fucking hurt.

About 1.5 gb a month goes to my YouTube app. The other 4.5 gb goes to general Internet useage.

Meyer and Saban are better, they’re the cream of the crop. Harbaugh, Patterson, Briles, Miles, Fisher, Sweeney and Stoops are the same level as Dantonio.

Michigan and Ohio State don’t have the sheer level of crazy hatred that Alabama and Auburn have. I’ve never heard of a Michigan or Ohio State fan shooting a fellow fan of their team for not being sufficiently sad after a loss.

I used to own a Ranger and was looked down on for not having a jacked up F-150. It was great for hauling stuff around and decent on gas, before gas got crazy expensive. If I wanted a fucking boat to haul my family around, I would get a Caddy or Towncar, not a F150 or Ram.

If incidental contact was still around that’s what this would be. I’m not upset about facemask being called, because it was a horse collar tackle. It was a 15 yard and 1st down penalty regardless.

Conservative Argument- You have no right to infringe on my Constitutionally protected right to own a firearm.