Little Debbie’s Swiss Rolls are glorious. I have to stay away, because I’ll want to eat a whole box in a day.

Army is the worst team in this list. Fucking cadidiots.

Got into an argument with a friend over this a few weeks ago. He equates working class as middle class. I broke down to him the differences between the two. Middle class is when you make enough to start accumulating wealth, have benefits like insurance, vacation and sick days, etc. He told me I was wrong about all…

If you’re not willing to go dutch on birth control, you’re an ass. Your ex was a douchecanoe.

I tried at 29 and Doctors thought I was too young and would want kids in the future. That was 3 years ago and my last partner so I just haven’t gotten around to it. At 35, I think they’d be willing.

That part of the comment was dripping with sarcasm.

I don’t like people that are drunk having access to firearms. Make it a fireable offense for an off duty copy to have even a sip of alcohol during a game and then we can start talking about them carrying.

Shine did with the Crash Pad and Heavenly Spire. Bright Desire does pretty well as well.

I prefer Cartman, enemy never has a chance.

Almost? I always let him smack you the first time and then get hit once or twice more because I’m laughing so hard.

When I worked at J.C. Penney, it was guaranteed to find some baby/toddler merchandise used to wipe some child’s ass. I still can’t comprehend this shit and it has been 13 years.

So fucking glad they discontinued that.

What the hell Sailor? You grab the piss cup and make that poor NCO watch as you piss and shit. I know enough Marines have been around you to teach you properly.

They followed the Pre-Crisis origin and gave her some weird metahuman abilities.

There’s some good rock and blues played on that strip. It’s fun to visit every few weeks.

Always keep an eye out for white preppy girls/women aged 13-23. Worst shoplifters by group by far.

Wrote this on Facebook a few days ago:

Friend worked a job where the client was stripping out old electric and electronic wiring. Asked them what they were going to do with all of it. When they said they were just going to dump it, he asked if they would sign a form and give it to him. They said yes and he made around 500 scrapping all of it.

Worked for them in 08 in electronics. Store policy was to destroy a laptop if it was returned. A Wal-Mart had apparently resold one without resetting it and new owner found d porn on it and won a lawsuit. Was a lot of fun destroying barely used laptops with a sledge. We won’t even talk about all the food the deli and…

Maybe he was lucky enough to not read Shakespeare?