My dad was giving me a speech about condom use and my PawPaw cuts him off. He goes, "Corey, I came home to Sonny fucking a girl on my bed when he was 15. As long as you don't get her pregnant, have fun. And if you're doing it on you parents' bed, wash the sheets and covers." He then told me about the first girl he had…

Atlanta Falcons fan here. Under Smith and Ryan, we finally posted back to back winning seasons.

The hair that grows below the uppermost part connecting your ear to your head per my old Platoon Sergeant.

The hair that grows below the uppermost part connecting your ear to your head per my old Platoon Sergeant.

Eagle comes from the first game Auburn and Georgia played in 1893. Story goes they were losing and an old Civil War vet let his pet eagle go. As it started circling the field, Auburn marched down the field to take the lead and eventually win the game.
Alabama used to be called The Varsity. They adopted the elephant as…

Atlanta lost it in the 90s according to some of the older bouncers I talked to when I lived there. Blondie still working or she finally quit? Having a woman smash beer cans with her tits and sing a limerick entitled "My Pussy's Dead" is something everyone should experience.

Anecdotal evidence has me disagreeing with you. Grew up lower middle class. All of my friends and I were doing 15 to 25 hour weeks by 11-12. Mowing lawns, cleaning gutters, raking yards, babysitting, tending family's farm, washing dishes at family's restaurant or working at family's cleaner. Most people I've talked to…

Never disputed Tebow being a backup; I said that in the first post. Your attempt at discrediting him as some type of also-ran instead of a key contributor is ridiculous.
He was 2nd for most rushing yards.
He was 2nd for most touchdowns.
Converted 4th down to lead to go ahead touchdown against Tennessee.
Scored all 3…

Seeing as he made plays for his team in crucial situations, I'd agree with your sarcastic third sentence.

358 passing yards, 1 interception and 5 touchdowns. 469 rushing yards and 8 touchdowns.

Our running joke was his name is Dave.

The constant dick measuring and questioning someone's manhood does sound like my time in.

Latch key kid as of the 2nd half of Kindergarten. Mom worked two jobs and Dad would be home on the weekends or every other weekend. Nice situation being 6 years old and looking after yourself. Relatives and adults in general wondered why I was such a big Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer, I'd give them the biggest…

Ohana means family... tears me up a bit every time.

If it was over the past weekend, high 70s to low 80s. Now it's back down to the 30s-40s. Weather makes no sense in the Deep South.

Yes about them being next to Santa and the elves. Dance is awesome, don't like their attire. Feel the same way about the Rockettes and cheerleaders, don't need scantily clad people in my Christmas parade.

Yeah, fucked as well. Damn autocorrect.

I do apologize for alternating between White and white with no seeming reason. When I'm being serious I try to capitalize it and dismissive of the silliness of it all when lower case. Then I go back and see I fucker that up in two instances and shake my head at myself.

It is weird seeing people question Greeks being White on here and seeing no one say a word about Italians. I now wonder if those of Arab, Mediterranean and Eastern European descent will be "acceptable" whites at the turn of the 22nd century. Here in Huntsville, AL, you wouldn't question whether someone of Italian,…

Their beliefs, that I remember, centered around nature. They found their way to it after being disillusioned with their Southern Baptist upbringing.