Catholic growing up in Alabama. All the shit Southern Baptists gave me for not being a true or right type of Christian would be the closest analogue I have of your situation.

I was being flippant during my History of Religions class and went, " I'm Catholic, of course I like Cultural Appropriation. How the hell do you think I got all these awesome holidays to celebrate." My teacher, being a fellow Catholic, starts laughing heartily. The two Wiccans smirked wickedly while the Southern…

My co-worker is a Libertarian and has O'Reilly, Hannity and Kelly on nightly.This comes on last night and I go what the fuck. He tells me Arabs are white. I repeat dafuq? He brings up the U.S. census and sure enough Middle Easterners and Egyptians are considered white. Socially they're just not the right type of white…

Tail end of Gen X, but still Gen X.

SEC schools are football schools outside of Kentucky and Tennessee's women's team. Sure a school will have a brief flirt with college hoops ala Pistol Pete, Sir Charles and 'Nique, but you're fucking delusional if you think basketball is even close. Baseball or Track rank above…

Like anyone outside of Kentucky gives a fuck about college basketball in the SEC.

Football players must wait 3 years from graduating/leaving high school before the NFL allows them to be drafted.
Baseball allows you to go straight to the minors. If you choose to go to college, you have to wait 3 years before going pro.
Basketball requires you to wait one year and is talking about making that 2 years.
Th…

Cats and dogs are mating in the streets!

Manning, Decker and J. Thomas. I understand buddy.

Knock it down Georgia is up there with Punt Bama Punt.

Moved from Georgia to Alabama thanks to family. Carry the fuck on.

"The Hurt Locker" was a piece of shit. Never gave "Zero Dark Thirty" a shot, so won't speak ill of it.

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Barney Stinson was a nerd until his early 20s if we're going by canon.

I only ever care about the fruit bowl when having dick measuring contests with friends and other Soldiers whose cutting scores are lower.

It's an old Facebook post that has been used on various various military pages for collective laughs. It's well played here.

US Army W.T.F, powerpoint ranger, terminal lance, broken and unreadable or another page I'm unfamiliar with?

Stopped drinking back in December of 11, but Single Barrel went for about $40-45 if I remember correctly.

Nope, played at Bama from 89-92 and coached there from 93- 01. Quick look at wikipedia tells me he then sat out a year and joined Clemsons' staff in 03.

Suwanee here, over by Collins Hill. Loved playing pee wee basketball at your school in front of the prison.

Gwinnett County is pretty fucking awesome actually.