I wish they had shown him with an increasing amount of snow accumulating on his person because he hadn’t moved all episode. Sometime next episode the camera should pan to a vaguely person-in-a-wheelchair shaped pile of snow in the middle of the courtyard.

You’re a conspiracy theorist.

He had to go home to print enough pamphlets about the end game.

‘Shirley wouldn’t like being called a “jazz musician.”’

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

The problem isn’t the NFL, none of these products are designed to the compete with the NFL. The problem here is College Football. That’s who these products are competing with.

Elliot Abrams is one of biggest monsters that walks free on this Earth.  We are an evil nation to make him part of our government.   Thank you Rep. Omar for this.   She’s braver than anyone else in Congress.  

Two billion year old squirrel fossils would be a game changer.

I just love that the East (Raptors and 76ers) are gearing up for title runs this year when they’re just going to get decimated by the West/Warriors

Don’t forget the night of unforgettable music that will set your soul free!

“As a jaded insurance Defense attorney...”

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony…

This is the most interesting Chargers story on this page.

That’s probably because it was laced w/ amphetamines.

Hey, I think you may have gone to college where I went to college. The only thing I miss about the pizza there is the gyro pies. For anything else,  I’ll take NY style any time, but you really need the Midwestern tavern style (with a small party cut, no more than two or three bites a piece, for better dip to pizza…

And, while we’re at it, let’s put a little bit of blame on the kid’s coach: he should’ve said “go fuck yourself” and marched his team right out of there.

What was wrong with it was Tony Siragusa.

Spot on.  Yeah, if this is his “bad Dad” behavior, God help me.

And meanwhile, the lack of ‘saute’ option on a blender is among the most bizarre review complaints I’ve ever seen.

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.