“He began by asking what the deal with air travel was: this turned out to be less of a question than a rhetorical device that allowed him to smoothly segway into a series of observations, many of which I found amusingly similar to my own experiences of the phenomenon in question.”

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Hopefully Mike Pence is somewhere in the middle of these firings.

“To anybody who thinks it’s rad though...you’re welcome.” 

“This is a personnel and legal matter pertaining to a disgruntled employee.”

Yup. If I mess up in front of a coworker in a way that does not directly effect the product on the floor, and I say to her, please don’t tell anyone, I could lose my job, and then she goes and tells, guaranteed there are additional reasons why she doesn’t want me working there with her. 

Ed Werder looks like the guy who eats alone at Mexican restaurants and calls the waitress by her first name and says “por favor” when asking for more chips.

I never would have imagined someone named Hiram de Fries would turn out to be a villain.  

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

clearly your social studies teacher was scott bakula mid-leap

NYT would tell you it’s a white person experiencing vituperative physical actions.

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

“It’s not a pick and choose what you want to believe.”

You should find a reason to post that photo once a week, with the reasoning becoming increasingly tenuous as time passes.

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

In Bateman’s case, I’m not necessarily of the mind that he’s hiding skeletons of his own. I actually know a lot of guys like this. What I recognize here is insouciant white bro confidence which allows them to believe they’re the objective arbiter of all subjects, coupled with a deep-seeded West Coast aversion to any…

This will be Trump’s legacy: opening politics up to people whose only metric is how gleefully shitty they can be to people.