And the other old saying,

Would be the first time he went all the way without Jordan or Kobe.

I’ll sleep better knowing he grew to know that it’s not okay to beat women. It’s a redemption story in the making.

That was a gritty performance.

Yeah, you beat me to it. That one guy in the picture looks like his whiteness is a little too “pure” if you catch my drift.

Maybe he can follow Rick Ankiel’s example and convert into a center.

h/t doorfliesopen.com

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

So edgy! Take so hot!

She was fucking thrilled, what more do you want? GTFOH with that shit.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

Only when I’ve been drinking heavily and can’t walk that well.

I can’t wrap my head around the fact that anyone thought Brett Friggin Favre had any idea what he was doing regarding something on the internets. It’s Brett Friggin Favre. The dude rides tractors to the corner store for PBR.

Does anyone else get the impression that “gay up until the point of intercourse” means, “I hate women, but goddamnit, I want to have sex with women”? 

im inclined to agree with patrick.... good thing he was golfing and not at his desk.... no telling how many diet cokes he would have ordered before someone reminded him thats not the nuclear button

Hand down, the best football announcer ever.

I’m on the other side of this issue; I’d love to see Jerry Richardson buy the farm.

My wife and I have always been honest (to the point of bluntness at times) with our kids. We didn’t do Santa, Easter Bunny or anything of the sort, because we want our kids to trust everything we say. We don’t say things will work out when they won’t.  When my grandma died 5 years ago they were 8, 5, and 3. We didn’t…

[Marv Albert voice] From way downtown!

i am such an outsider to the world of sport but i feel very proud of all playing