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I think what people found appealing about him is that he was seemingly willing and able to confront Trump in ways that Trump could not answer. I don’t think anyone thought “hmmm, I think Avanetti would make a good President,” but plenty of people, including me, wished that Dems *who would make a good President* would

Having been the guy who dated someone right after a long term relationship with an absolute asshole, what happens is you get told ten thousand times a day how much better/healthier/more sane you are, and then you get left for someone just like him, or for him.

Re. the three years old thing: there’s lots of random Tweets today connecting Nipsey Hussle to this quack, hence somebody must have figured it made sense to put this up top. 

“($10/day, per person who stayed)“

The biggest problem is that the game itself is pretty slow AND if your favorite player is a position player you get to see him bat maybe 4 times per game. If your favorite player is Tom Brady you see him on literally every play when the team has the ball. If your favorite player is Mike Trout you see him 4 times per

Don’t forget the part about how a woman has to bring her sheets out after her first night as a married woman so her husband and her father can inspect them to make sure she bled the correct amount, meaning she was indeed a virgin. If she didn’t, they are allowed to stone her for her impurity. 

“We want to do anything we possibly can to strengthen families.”

Google “ruptured Achilles tendon comeback”

Well, let’s be fair, it says “under 12,000.” And 254 people is definitely under 12,000, so the math checks out. 

A straight dude saying he doesn’t think his church discriminates against gay people because he hasn’t been discriminated against is like a guy saying that he doesn’t believe one of his male friends could sexually harass a woman because he hasn’t harassed him.

Meghan McCain spoke in Portland at Reed College a few years ago, and I have never seen someone less prepared for the slightest disagreement or followup question in my life. It was pretty unreal—the slightest murmur or “wait, hold up” from the students and she looked like she wanted to run off stage. My theory is that

See, I think they’d be the perfect fit in Stockton. Or Merced. Or any other central valley city that is basically a shitty city’s especially shitty sister city. 

I’ve worked my ass off for everything I’ve got, and I willingly give of myself to my community, and to those in need, including three young black boys who played basketball on my son’s team, two of whom had fathers in prison.”

“That’s ascribing human characteristics on wild animals, which is anthropomorphism.”

Feels like I’ve been saying that for about four or five years now, and then it’s like week 19 of the season and Brady’s in the playoffs throwing laser 22 yard passes late in the 4th quarter.

Lest we forget, Bill Clinton met Monica Lewinsky during the government shutdown when she brought pizza to his office. 

They’ve also hired a barista from Coava to give each player who adds creamer a disdainful smirk.

So you’re saying she was your theater major friend from Ohio who went to Ireland for a semester her junior year and came back with an accent.

Is this a fucking joke? The Senate Minority Leader is “both sides”-ing this, comparing minor vandalism to a mail bomb? Jesus fucking Christ. 

Gruden hates young quarterbacks, and believes that he’s enough of an offensive genius that he can pretty much take any veteran qb off the scrap heap, and turn him into a star. What I’m saying is next year will have a rotating cast of Brock Osweiler, Mike Glennon, and Ryan Fitzpatrick.