Um....huh? Have you ever seen a skinhead in real life? Usually the shaved head is the LEAST noticeable thing about them. The things that typically catch the eye are the white power tattoos, the clothing, the general dickish attitude, and about 40 other things, and then finally the shaved head. You can come up with as…

IIRC there was some belief that Stanhope was saying “oh hey it was me” to take the fall for Louis. And what about that piece (on Gawker?) about Louis calling up some dude who said something about him and these allegations on Twitter?

Best educate yourself on what is considered “assault” these days, friendo. Why, did you know that if you are trying to keep someone in a location, and you take their phone away, or pull a landline out of the jack, that can be considered *kidnapping*? It’s true! You don’t have to punch someone or violate someone to…

I love the “ask 95% of cops, they’ll agree” line as the ultimate defense that she just MUST be correct.

“Oddly, at least four women who say they received cease and desist letters appear to have been removed from the group on August 18, while the women who sent the complaint were allegedly allowed to remain.”

“ Do it in private during office hours”

I’d actually advise that she bring a friend along, to document/verify the incident, and to let Prof. Horndog know that someone other than this particular student knows about his behavior. Guarantee she’s not the first student he’s done this with.  

My mother in law has a very generic black bag, and so she puts a very ostentatious piece of yellow yarn on the handle. It’s easier to spot across the baggage claim area, and nobody else will take it since they know they don’t have an ostentatious piece of yellow yarn on their bag.

“my mother has a personal hatred for her that I’ve never been able to understand.”

Hey, I am from Portland, and was just in Madras yesterday. I’m glad to hear you’ll be visiting to stimulate our state’s economy, but, seriously, be forewarned that Madras is SMALL and twenty cars on the same stretch of road at the same time is considered gridlock, and gums everything up. Definitely give yourself 3x…

Guarantee he “doesn’t like Trump but I voted for him because at least he says what he thinks.” (In other words he’s exactly like every idiot I know on FB who refuses to admit that he likes Trump but manages to parrot, nearly verbatim, every GOP talking point about Hillary.)

Not only insisted on a prenup, but insisted the entire time that it was for *her* protection, not his.

I’m 110% sure ol’ Mitch puts ketchup on his.

Tom Brady didn’t PLAY in college. McCain had every opportunity as every other member of his class, and STILL graduated last. If you’re going to reach deep into your ass to pull out a sportsball analogy, at least try to get the facts right.

What little—and it was VERY little-respect I had for McCain vanished when he endorsed the man who denigrated him—and every other POW—by saying “I like the ones who weren’t captured.” Fuck Trump, Fuck McCain, fuck every last living Republican.

I totally want to hang out with that last group tbh

The natural response to that one is that a sitting President cannot be indicted by a state court.

This account feels like one of those FSB shillbots that was set up pre-election, but that has retained sentience even though its handlers have moved on to new targets, and is desperately trying to make sense of a rapidly changing world.

#lowenergy

Tip of the hat to the first enterprising escort in Oxford who changes her name to Miss Dial.

Right, didn’t we hear that Trump is afraid of taking the stairs?