[Obama golfs while wearing a polo shirt with two buttons undone]

Weird that presumably the consequence of them refusing to turn off the cameras would be the WH refusing to do on-camera briefings, which...is what they’re doing now? What am I missing here??

What they mean is “as a sportswriter employed by a large media company based in New York, my job is vastly easier when the nearest basketball team is relevant for the first time in decades.”

You basically take your donor feces, mix it with saline, strain it, and then insert it into your recipient.

I read another story that indicated that the hazard information is that she was struggling with mental illness and could be a danger to herself and/or others. Which...well, yeah, that’s important information to have, but only insofar as it helps you HELP THE PERSON WHO NEEDS HELP. It should not be used to create a…

I’d prefer that they go and then collectively turn their back on Trump right before the photo is taken. That image would resonate far better than them just not showing up.

“We can blame the GOP and tea partiers all we want, but there’s not a single Democratic politician proposing anywhere near the infrastructure funding we need, even if there were, there’s not a single voter out there who would vote for the kinds of tax hikes we’d need to address it, we’re just not close.”

“This is not about winning and losing races.”

Fortunately we have an ace negotiator as President, otherwise god only knows what would happen now.

“I would leave my wife without a husband, my children without a daddy, rather than kneel to the very forces of evil that I have so long stood against,” —Capt Higgins

I think Stanley Tucci is a better fit, personally.

This was one of those “look, I’m pissed off, even though I know that technically you’re right. But now I’m out here and I’m going to jab my finger at you until you toss me” ejections.

The Senate is more likely than the House due to the gerrymandering that the GOP has put in place over the last few years.

Another favorite is “At this point in time...” Totally pointless and useless phrase to make yourself sound official. A favorite with police officers, military spokespersons, and flight attendants everywhere.

62% of males aged 14-15 masturbated in the past year? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. It’s likely that the other 38% didn’t answer as they were too busy masturbating.

“How proud I was to promote the kangaroo tail....”

Leave your weird habits out of this political diatribe, lady.

It’s generally a safe assumption that “Just asking questions guy” is someone you always want to stay the fuck away from. He never turns out to be even halfway decent or worth knowing.

Do you seriously think he could have stopped in time if he was doing 65-70? This wasn’t a biker tailgating, this was a biker alone in the lane and someone merged directly in front of him.

For the past three years, my dad (he’s 90) has this terrible habit of asking me, on Easter, in front of my kids, “how did it go hiding the eggs this year?” Jesus Christ, dad, thanks for the spoiler alert there. So this year I told my mom ahead of time “remind him to not ask me about the eggs in front of the kids!” All…

“Our mutual high school friends just reconfirmed that I was foolish to expect things to taste good down there.”