Floyd just tweeted that he has yet to read that contract.

Or jackass drunk/impaired driver. We’ve been losing thousands of people to drunk drivers every year for decades, and states still have ludicrously lenient penalties for it.

Well, less than half, technically, since he, you know, got fewer votes.

That drawing of Leia looks like it was done by somebody who had never actually seen a woman, but had only read other peoples’ descriptions of them.

Yeah, plenty of organizations do this with their EMPLOYEES. Isn’t the NCAA’s entire point when it comes to unionization of athletes that they are NOT employees?

He’s the living embodiment of white privilege in the sporting world. He pretty much sucks at the sports he chooses to play, but keeps getting chance after chance after profile after profile because of his “hustle” or his “heart” or his “character.”

This white culture of violence and thuggery has gotten out of hand. I call on white leaders to denounce the problems being caused by their...uh...middle aged people. When will their cultural figures like Dave Matthews and Channing Tatum come out against it? No, they’d rather talk about their “chill” music and “rad”…

Go fuck yourself.

He’s totally trying to bite my (dog’s) style.

It’s called “his first non-rookie contract.” And it will certainly happen.

Counterpoint: you have to drive into Seattle’s soul-sucking traffic nightmare. But, yeah, I totally agree with everything you said. (And I live in Portland, and drive to Seattle frequently.)

I don’t fly much out of the states, so can’t say much about the international carriers, but I’ve had exceptional service pretty much constantly with Alaska Airlines in the states.

Most men, upon hearing someone say “Dude, she married you for your money” would get insulted, and think that the person was critiquing their looks or personality. Trump hears the same thing and takes it as compliment towards his substantial wealth.

Yeah, 99 times out of 100, “entitlements” is code for “black people.”

“I’m a rookie coach, but they’re not going to rook us” is equally great. Kudos to this dude for dropping two meme-worthy lines in about 2 minutes.

If you’ve really listened to him for 12 years, I no longer trust your understanding of the words “telling,” “truth,” “time,” “mistake,” and “admits.” I *barely* trust your understanding of the words “of,” “a,” and “it.”

BECAUSE OUR PRESIDENT IS A REALITY TV STAR WITH NO REAL IDEA ABOUT INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY.

“And when he gets loudly, it gets VERY LOUD INDEED.”

Prediction: he will be escorted to the mound by Bryce Harper, a group of Purple Heart recipients, three Girl Scouts who use wheelchairs, and a litter of puppies. He will still be booed.

Republican “leadership” have spent the past 10 years trying to say the most outrageous thing so they can get on Hannity that night. They literally cannot think more than a week ahead, and have spent their days trying to govern like the comments section of your local newspaper’s latest article about bike lanes and/or…