With two kids in elementary school, I am going to say that DEALING WITH THE UNENDING SHITSTORM OF PAPER THAT COMES IN THE HOUSE EVERY FUCKING DAY is the worst chore. Homework, notices from school, the mail, just random papers here and there. Ugh, it is unending, and terrible.

Honestly with that last comment you are now more qualified to run the FAA than whoever the fuck Trump appoints.

“He looks like he’s lived every day twice,” as my grandmother used to say. (Although she always said it about “loose women” she was hoping one of her children would not date.)

Sort of sad how very familiar she seems to be with this kind of thing. If it was a first time event she’d have a shocked WTF???? look on her face. She’s more like “sigh, here we go again...”

Pretty sure a frackes is a fracas involving Jonathan Frakes?

This is a good joke, and reminds me to have a bourbon tonight. +2

I agree that this is a great and sensible article, but the following sentence makes no sense:

“Tell me more about this tight triangle of pleasure? Any plans to coach next year?” —Phil Jackson

This can (sadly) be said of most large volume producers these days. Companies like J. Crew, Banana Republic, Gap, etc. all have HUGE variation in sizing. Jeans are one of those things that, for me, have to fit exactly right, which is why I’ll only buy a pair I have tried on. Otherwise, as you say, it’s just rolling…

This can (sadly) be said of most large volume producers these days. Companies like J. Crew, Banana Republic, Gap,…

Because the people who care about GETTING the games and then distributing the money connected to the games don’t give a shit about the post-games reality.

“You know who’s good for having a beer with? Smart people. Smart people are good for having some beer. Especially if they’re a little bit smarter than you but don’t make a big deal out of it. They’re funny and thoughtful and they say things you would not have predicted they would say.”

Brady said the statement, but King was quoting him. Thus, if you reprint was King wrote, you have to give credit to King, not Brady.

Trump feels like a guy whose wife is flirting with his daughter’s boyfriend. Meeting with Trudeau emasculates him on literally every possible level.

My guess is that it had to do with water rights, which central California farmers are crazy about 110% of the time. You know how everybody has a friend who agrees with the Democrats about most things but then ZOMG ABORTION or whatever and so they wind up voting with the GOP? That’s central CA farmers for ya.…

My favorite true story about Strom is that he called microphones “the machine.” I find that funny as hell, for some reason.

Harsh realm, bro! Sounds like a real cob nobbler.

Counterpoint: when you are the head of a global sports enterprise with annual revenue in the billions, and you make $40 million/year, you have VERY FEW people in your daily life who tell you anything other than what an amazing, fantastic, tremendous job you’re doing. Consequently, when you come face to face with ANY…