This is a Thurmon Munson-level tragedy for MLB, just absolutely traumatizing news.

Odds those ducks survived the night after this was filmed: 0%

By that I assume you mean that there’s always someone who tries to subtly condone or overlook the behavior itself by being pedantic about someone’s choice of words to *describe* the behavior? I hear you, but review what I’ve said about him before accusing me of something like that.

And honestly the boner pics with his kids are way more disturbing to me than the sexting a 15 year old. The sexting is terrible, don’t get me wrong, but why in the fucking fuck would you think “hmm...better get my kid into THIS pic...”????

He skated right past “barely legal” and went full bore into “very, very illegal.” I’m always hesitant to go with the sex addiction diagnosis, but it may fit in this case. What else to explain his willingness to absolutely destroy a good career and family life? I mean, I get being resentful over your lack of sex with…

Yeah, no doubt. I just thought he was your garden variety “guy who can’t stop sexting with random women online,” never thought he’d turn into the 50 year old dude sexting a 15 year old. UGH.

No, he did, she told him he was in high school, and even told him she suspected it was illegal for her to date older men. He admitted on two occasions, IIRC, that “I shouldn’t be doing this” (or words to that effect). He was fully aware of her age--not just that she was in high school, but that she was 15--and went…

Well technically a 15 year old girl isn’t pedophilia, which is usually confined to pre-pubescent kids, but I know what you mean. 15 is still icky, but to me it just indicates behavior that has obliterated a normal person’s sense of boundaries. Like...dude, 15! 15! What the fuck. And the thing that kills me is that all…

Well all I know for sure is that this “Landon Rice” is a thug from the streets who dragged a poor young woman through the mud for his own depraved pleasure, and--

Yeah, I think that will be the thing that gets him--she clearly says “I said no” and then he apologizes. She doesn’t use vague language that his attorneys could say was more indicative of regret, she flat out says that she said no. That’s bad news for him.

Maybe I’m horribly naive, but I actually was surprised by that.

“Tetrick apparently “embellished” a fair bit of his background as a college football player.”

I got a basset hound. As I am low to the ground and profoundly lazy, this works for me.

Maybe OP is suggesting that the solution to the “creative problems” is to have a movie with multiple characters played by Sandra Bullock. DUH.

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Oh, lord. Have we gotten to the point of this circle jerk where we haughtily sniff that nobody has told a funny joke since Bill Hicks was around?

My fondest hope is that they equipped the robot with a mechanism so that it could make a loud “Yoink!” sound as it grabbed the gun.

Except, you know, they didn’t joke about rape. They literally AVOIDED QUOTING THE PART OF THE MEME THAT INVOLVED RAPE. They said hey, this thing reminds me of this other thing. The other thing is a meme that has about 10 quotable lines. They did not quote the line in that meme that is about rape. She saw what they…

I made the assumption that she selectively presented information to Tim Cook (I think it’s a safe assumption that Tim Cook is not familiar with the reason that this became a meme in the first place, namely, the interview on TV) to help her case. You however made the gendered assumption that I viewed her as, or called…

Seriously, they didn’t even quote the rape part of the song, and she neglected to mention to Tim Cook (hmmm, wonder why she’d leave this part out????) that the song itself is based on a damn TV news interview. She may or may not have PTSD, I have no idea. I take her at her word. But she deliberately interpreted fairly…