Show her this:

You could remind her that the exact same thing was said about the Irish, the Italians, the Chinese, the Koreans, the [insert non-WASP group of people here]....

The only thing Republicans hate more than a government program that doesn’t work is one that does.

“He’s made some mistakes, but he without sin can cast the first stone.”

Quality of life in Portland is really high, provided you have a place to live, and provided that our lovely “Free range homeless community” does not decide to put up residence on the sidewalk in front of your house. Our awesome mayor has recently decided that we’ll no longer enforce anti-camping laws, so it’s come on,…

Absolutely. I have no preference one way or the other, my main point is that men in general are obsessed.

Hey, woah, I didn’t say *big* boob obsessed.

Ok, look, I’m a guy, and it is actually impossible to overestimate how much guys obsess about breasts.

But it should be. Along with “Making Epic Buckets” and “Draining Sick Threes.”

You evidently missed the part where there were eyewitnesses who were willing to be quoted by name?

Not only that but there is a cultural situation that turns them into “nice guys” as opposed to guys who are nice.

Right, the fat sitcom husband has charming personality traits (sense of humor, etc.) that lead his stunningly hot wife to “marry down” to be with him.

or @Tr3y!

Guys always criticize women for being “hung up on looks” and not being willing to date a guy for his winning personality, but notice that this is never a two-way street. It’s always the woman who is a 10 who should compromise and date the guy who’s an 8, never the guy who’s an 8 who should compromise and date the…

Only guys with crippling self-esteem issues and barely-papered-over misogyny use the term “friend zone.” Just a friendly tip.

Trey needs to work on his branding. I’ve always felt like Tr3y would be a better move for him.

IS HIS LAST NAME EVEN SLICE THOUGH HMMM?

I hear you, but, hell, Amber looks vastly better in the first photo, too.

What, like this?

I feel like we should rastafy him by...10 percent or so.