Nothing unusual about it—the sports bar he was in during the game shows every team’s broadcast on their massive array of 50+ big screen TVs.

Flexible silicone spatula is the most handy kitchen utensil, and it’s not even close.

On the plus side, it’s encouraging to see the water level at Shasta back to something resembling normal...

Yeah, I always love people who complain on one hand about their sig other wanting to track their other move, and then immediately talk about the other person they’ve got a crush on. It’s like someone telling you how their spouse is always nagging them about drinking and then they talk about the case of 1.5L bottles of…

LDRs only work, in my opinion (and I say this having been in several),when there is a defined, agreed upon, set in stone end point. Otherwise it’s the worst thing ever. The only one of mine that worked out (we got married, in fact) was when the “long distance” part was clearly temporary, and was something we knew…

“Why didn’t you interview the women I did NOT harass?”—Donald Trump

I don’t know, is it written with only illustrations?

Don’t forget ostentatiously wearing jerseys of obscure pre-championship players, as though somehow being on a losing team makes you a “real” [insert team here]. “OH, YOU LITTLE BITCHES HAVEN’T EVEN *HEARD* OF JEROME WALTON, HAVE YOU???”

He also pouted to the media when he wasn’t getting his 20-10 every night. I have no window into his soul, but I think the dude is petty, and a bad teammate. Remember his near-constant conflict with Roy over who was the team’s actual leader? Well, Brandon left, and the team went into the tank. Then as soon as Lillard…

Kate Beaton will rise to the occasion with a cutting and incisive cartoon about this.

Kash? Ryker? Jakin?

More like BetaFAIL, amirite?

Horse jawbone, for sure.

None of these movies are fun and I’m sick of them.

“CHICAGO THUG OBAMA FORCING ENLISTED MEN TO THROW GANG SIGNS IN ULTIMATE DISRESPECT TO OUR OLDEST ALLY GREAT BRITAIN.” —FoxNews

It’s not the weed, it’s that the kids *know* that the league has silly rules about weed, and they are still not smart enough to avoid it. If my employer has a rule that says anyone ever seen wearing orange is immediately fired, then, yeah, it’s a terrible rule, but I’m the idiot if I walk around posting videos of…

“No suspicious activity on this social media page!”

Dennis Hastert still free to visit and use the mens restroom, however.

And for those (like me) who don’t know this stuff automatically because the metric system is communist and wants to kill America and force us to join ISIS, there are 450g in a pound.