One note of caution: most, if not all, organizations that help victims of domestic violence or sexual assault will REFUSE volunteer help offered (1) by males who were convicted of similar crimes, or (2) were compelled to do so as a result of a court order. Having women who were sexually assaulted “helped” by men who…

I love it when guys defend other guys by talking about *their* own friendship as evidence for why the guy must not have beaten his female partner. It’s like white guys saying “my white friend has always been great to me, there’s no way he’s racist!!”

H is the 8th letter, so 88 = HH (Heil Hitler)

LOL @ extolling the virtues of the private sector in a post about airlines.

To be blunt, you’re a fucking idiot. The entire point of Trump’s gambit is to marginalize Hillary and to steal a % of Bernie’s voters by the time the general election rolls around. Bernie will not knock Trump out, because Trump will be super nice and will be friendly to Bernie, knowing that Bernie will be caught…

Nothing unusual about it—the sports bar he was in during the game shows every team’s broadcast on their massive array of 50+ big screen TVs.

If this was true, you’d expect that most of the scenes of the interior of Hogwarts would show vastly more capacity than actual kids. But in fact all the halls seemed fully crowded, dining area was always full, etc.

Ha! Yeah, that’s what I thought as well. But I’ve gone through his browser history (he’s 90, there is No. Fucking. Way he knows how to use incognito mode or clear his history), and it’s clear of anything porn-y. Lots of “huh, how the fuck did he wind up HERE?” stuff, but nothing icky or awkward.

Flexible silicone spatula is the most handy kitchen utensil, and it’s not even close.

Oh, god, the number of things my dad has downloaded/installed on his Mac despite knowing NOTHING about it...drives me up the fucking wall. If something pops up on the screen and says “download this!” he’s like “Ok!”

I think we’re at “peak computer” in many ways—if people ever stop and think about how they USE their computer every day, and buy accordingly, the Apples of the world will feel some pain. I talked my parents out of buying a brand new iMac (to replace their previous iMac) recently, and instead talked them into a Mac…

It is a small fat man, covered in a sheet, angrily shaking a fist at the photographer.

On the plus side, it’s encouraging to see the water level at Shasta back to something resembling normal...

The skull represents me, who killed himself after his mom called him at work for the 500th time, wondering why her Yahoo! email account isn’t working.

Yeah, I always love people who complain on one hand about their sig other wanting to track their other move, and then immediately talk about the other person they’ve got a crush on. It’s like someone telling you how their spouse is always nagging them about drinking and then they talk about the case of 1.5L bottles of…

LDRs only work, in my opinion (and I say this having been in several),when there is a defined, agreed upon, set in stone end point. Otherwise it’s the worst thing ever. The only one of mine that worked out (we got married, in fact) was when the “long distance” part was clearly temporary, and was something we knew…

“Why didn’t you interview the women I did NOT harass?”—Donald Trump

I don’t know, is it written with only illustrations?

LPR technology isn’t used for traffic stops.

“If it is the police, it’s a pretty dumb plan.”