Yeah...I feel like this one the way I feel about any battle between a NFL player and the team’s owner. The athlete is being paid (well) to destroy his body and will have to make ends meet once he’s forced out of the league at an age when most people are just starting their careers. Meanwhile the owner is a billionaire…

There’s also a rise of situations where people who write exceptionally stupid things on the internet are advised by others to end their own lives. (Cough, cough)

I know, right?? Writers, writing about something? Crazy shit, mang.

Yeah, always fun when an ostentatiously dressed, tatted up bro who spends about 2 hours per day on his hair and beard calls out women who have to look good as part of their job.

Future headline: “US Car Experts Unable to Explain $5,001 Increase in VW MSRPs.”

Somebody please do this to JJ Watt.

It’s a shame you don’t respect the honest work of a gritty bootstraps kind of guy, you insufferable GLORY BOY.

That theory seems like some sneaky person’s way to give kids who love dinosaurs a “gay sex is wrong, kids!” lesson. “It killed the dinosaurs, don’t think it won’t kill us, too!”

For some reason I can’t stop laughing at that moment when the brake lights come on.

It’s cool to offer a personal anecdote as a way of relating to and empathizing with someone’s own story, but then you have to step back and intentionally return the conversation to what the other person was talking about, which is where most people fall flat.

Way to bury the lede that John Bolton is now working for the Titans.

“Dumb question #2: Have I traveled back in time to Alternate Reality 1995 where Kevin Smith is a Blue Jays fan and is sitting in front of me?????”

Well, they think “shit, I built this one-off model for $150 in parts, so no problem ramping up production to 60,000.” That was the problem, as I understand it, with coolest. They just didn’t grasp that their product would be so popular that it would push their production costs into a new dimension.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Ranadive was under the impression that “for cause” means something like “I’m firing him ‘cause I want to.”

I’m sure there are some at Apple (if not many) who see this story as a convenient method to push anyone still using a 5c into the more secure world of the iPhone 6.

Hey, I guess it’s a question of tone, which is impossible to discern over the internet. I guess it’s just coincidental that all the MRAs whose first reaction is to immediately doubt any story about sexual assault or rape use pretty much the exact same language as your post. Sorry for the confusion.

If the question is “How can I snarkily cast doubt upon her claim without explicitly doing so?” the answer is “write what you just wrote.”

Goddam, thank you for that. I HATE hearing about people’s dreams. Hate it.

“The officer testified that when the runner reached to adjust the elastic waistband of her running shorts, he grew concerned that she was reaching for an AR-15 assault rifle, and shot her 9 times.”

Man, this is good stuff. And makes me realize that I am going to be first in line when the David Stern unauthorized biography comes out, because that thing is going to be GOOD.