First of all, I’m very sorry for all you went through. I think the reason they’re not helping you, quite honestly, is because they’ve concluded that you probably won’t sue them, as your rapist isn’t/wasn’t a Baylor student, and so their liability isn’t very clear. That’s why their only check up on you was to assess…

“Manziel smashed Crowley’s phone on the tile, so she grabbed her computer to try and FaceTime her parents.”

Or being judged too disruptive on a team that signed Greg Hardy?

Let me guess, you’re the guy who goes to sci fi movies and then loudly points out every minor mistake dealing with physics, astronomy, etc.? “To be fair, the ship wouldn’t exactly make that kind of a noise, especially if the engines are, as they claim...”

I’m really surprised that anyone who just straight up sends a dick pic is doing it from some account where it’s easy to trace the identity of their spouse, gf, etc. I’m not trying to condone the bad behavior of sending dick pics (which is bad in and of itself) to someone while you’re married or dating, but, man,…

I would compare it to the way that many teachers contact parents of kids who are behaving badly, only to have those parents immediately turn around and accuse the teacher of being terrible, holding a grudge, etc. Very few people react well to having a loved one’s bad behavior pointed out by a relative stranger. (I…

Harry Carry made up for it the next day, though, by offering to drunkenly motorboat the kid’s mom.

“Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap”

It seems completely crazy—I’m a professional, with a damn good job, and I have a half year review and a year-end review every year. If there is a glaring problem, a you’d-be-the-best-except-for-this-one-thing problem, that’s where it would get pointed out. And then we’d talk about why it’s a problem and how we can…

KAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

His non-union Mexican equivalent.

But then if you pick dog you get told that dogs are subservient and look to others in the pack to provide leadership, and lack the instincts to motivate others to follow them.

I would say more like Gomez Addams.

So kind of Jeter to give him one of those swag baskets we’ve all heard about.

The way the system should be set up is that players who receive a scholarship do not attend any classes while on the team. For the full 3 or 4 years or whatever, their only focus is football, and they get a small stipend, plus room/board/food. Then, when their football career (either college or pro) is done, the…

Notice the Secret Service agent ALMOST reach into his jacket for his gun at :36 before remembering the only thing try to kill his boss is a nasty bacteria that is in all likelihood impervious to firepower.

I would say the more interesting question is whether or not his guilty plea is part of a plea bargain wherein he will provide information on how the information he stole was used within the Cardinals organization.

I’m like 99% sure this was from a Party Down episode.

“with perhaps the least honorable project in the history of stupid stupid racist bullshit helpfully titled”