Are the cones a metaphor....well, yes AND no...

I guarantee that Donald Trump is losing his fucking MIND over the fact that the Chinese would dare use FOUR microphones. He’s already planning for his inaugural limo to have EIGHTY microphones. EIGHTY! Suck it, China!

The problem is not that she did this originally, the problem is that she and her team are so cloistered off from the real world that they STILL have not managed to come up with an effective counterpunch to these charges. The information is being SLOWLY and steadily released, drip by drip, doing sustained damage. It’s…

My goldendoodle looks just like Michael Cera.

Yeah, I’m not even sure Ryan noticed that he was touched on that play. He didn’t even look back at him.

He didn’t have “natural athletic ability” but had “a high baseball IQ” and “really worked hard to get the most out of what he had” and “did nothing but hustle out there and play the game the right way.”

Fair enough—I know plenty of liberals who fall into this trap as well. The one difference is that progressives don’t have an equivalent of Fox News to broadcast truthiness to them 24/7. Even media outlets that liberals read (for my parents, the NY Times) has pretensions of objectivity. There’s no such effort made by…

Ah yes, my parents rented this beauty for about 20 years. I’m sure they spent about 100x what the phone would have cost had they just bought it.

Either that or he’s got a severe case of being a former star athlete who is now a conservative, two groups of people known for their echo-chamber thinking and inability to perceive how their comments will be received when taken outside the tent into the wider (thinking) world.

Interesting. Are those viewable 24/7 by the company, or is it like a black box and only retrieved in the event of a crash or some other event where they need to see what the driver was doing?

Maybe one of the rookies hired Warren Sapp to be his fall guy. DUH.

This indicates the pathology of America’s corporations. Instead of thinking “gee, our turnover rate is 90%, which clearly indicates some deep-rooted problem about the way we are treating our employees,” they think “ah ha, our turnover rate is 90%, which means we have to go out of our way to kiss the asses of the 10%…

Another would be to videotape all cabs (and bunk areas) during training periods. It’s really not hard to come up with 10-20 ideas that would significant reduce, if not eliminate this.

$50 says that dude is voting for Donald Trump, on account of how classy he is.

Davis vs. Trump—WHO YOU GOT???

My policy is to only loan friends money I’m comfortable never seeing again. The reason being you feel like a complete dick to be the guy who is reminding his friend that he’s owed $10 or whatever. If you’re out at lunch with friends and one of them forgot his wallet and you buy his food, it really brings lots more…

“Weight trainers hate this guy and the one weird trick he found to build mass FAST.”

“Touche.” —ISIS

“ A spokeswoman for Meltwater said the number provided by the group is “impressions” and counts anytime a person is exposed to a news story about the event, including social media posts.”