“Alright. “Fuck you Fritz!” And I ran, as fast as I could.”

I feel about this the way I feel about the final episode of “How I Met Your Mother.” Namely, that it didn’t happen, and that nothing in my life will be harmed by me ignoring it or simply pretending that it never happened.

Those clips are like the Zapruder films of free agency, if Zapruder was drunk and filming the JFK assassination from inside a trash can which itself was inside a dumpster, and it was night.

That Marc Spears tweet is strange, I know what he’s trying to say but the way it reads made it seem like the *source* is upset about leaving, and that the source wants DJ to reconsider LA’s offer.

So damn good.

Game. Set. Match.

“Even if you don’t know where you’re going, walk like you do.” This is what my dad taught me long ago about his military career, and I’ve found it applies pretty much everywhere.

It’s possible he was sent some advance word about Warby Parker’s spring 2016 collection. I mean, come on, bro, gray tinted clear frames? Really? In 2016? Pffft.

In my mind, it’s JK Simmons saying all these lines, which makes the whole scenario all the more delightful.

Seriously, stop being so fucking insufferable.

I also sand by Ted Cruz! Sounds kinky!

“Rob Kardashian has a “death wish” and his “self destructive behavior has...worsened over the last few months.” All he does all day is sit “alone in a darkened room...eating junk food, watching sports or movies, and playing video games. Then at night, he’ll stay up till all hours playing online poker.”

So they did a Google image search for “Matt Drudge,” is what you’re saying.

Dude is making, what, $20m/season? I’m sure this jacket cost mid 4 figures, but it looks like something bought with a 30% off coupon at Target.

I’m sure the survivors do.

What about the most basic of reasons for the leak? Humans love knowing a secret, and always want to find someone to tell it to.

As he plummets into the ground from his malfunctioned ejection seat, he looks over to see that the plane basically came to a smooth stop without further damage a couple hundred feet after he ejected. D’oh!

Alternate theory: social media makes people fucking stupid. See, for example, the 1,700 posts my friends have made on Facebook, seemingly EVERY DAY for the past 5 years, expressing wonder that “Today” is the day that Marty McFly went to in “the future” in Back to the Future. And then five people point out that the…

I’m a big fan of the Dunkirk single take in “Atonement.”

I was thinking the same thing. It looks like some of those photos of houses inside the Chernobyl exclusion zone, with calendars open to the month of the explosion, photos of the Soviet leaders up on the wall, plates on the tables, etc.