I’ve got one friend with a Lifetime movie in her history: her parents divorced, each got a sex change, and got married to each other a second time.

Uh...we must be reading different notes. This doesn’t strike me as bad AT ALL. Parents of really young kids often get lots of “send us a list of what he wants!” requests from relatives. When our kids were younger, my wife and I got these all the time. And we wrote lists, and we sent different lists for different…

Points off, though, for not having Maury Povich do the reveal. “And that was before you knew....that he will be tried NEXT MONTH FOR A DOUBLE HOMICIDE, wasn’t it?”

Time capsules almost always disappoint. They will contain newspapers from that era, some representative things from the town, a few coins, some photos, etc. LAME. No time capsule less than 500 years old should ever be opened.

Most definitely, guys who get off by drugging women and then having sex with (that is, raping) them know that the system is designed to protect them. And that’s average, everyday guys—probably 10x that for a guy who is wealthy and famous. And the cops/DA/everyone always say “why would he need to rape women, he can…

“the short answer is basically this: Sharper was smart enough to commit his crimes in different states, and none of the cops who investigated him were smart enough to go looking for previous accusations.”

At the time, I glossed over the questions and just stayed true to my decision to leave. But later on that night as I was driving home, it hit me. Would they have asked those questions to a male employee? Would they attempt to “guilt” a male employee about working longer hours and being away from his wife and kids?

Ahem.

Tragically, the camera angle prevents us from seeing whether or not he is wearing pleated khakis.

I really want one of these for my house, which has two access points, basically, and if I put this in just the right spot, could capture both. THe problem for me is the cloud uploading, as I have a slow-ass DSL connection and worry the constant uploading would slow down the whole system. Aside from “get a better ISP,”…

That blonde girl took a dive like Brett Farve getting "sacked" by Michael Strahan.

Yeah, I think "pedaling at least once" would be a requirement of any "bike" speed record. This is just a sled in the shape of a bike, not an actual bike.

Esp. one closer to the end of his career than the start of it. There aren’t a lot of players who start to get better (or even stay the same) when they hit their mid 20s.

Meanwhile the other horses, upon viewing this incident, mistakenly thought the revolution had begun and threw their riders, and were subsequently euthanized following the race.

That's because grandparents go home at the end of the day. My mom thinks the horrible (adorably horrible, but still) things my kids do are hilarious too. That's because after she's dealt with it for about three hours, she gets to go home and have a nap and a glass of scotch.

2:02 is pretty much the coolest thing that ever happened.

Sweet! Presumably this means I can use the back of that squad car to get blown instead of doing it behind the dumpster like some perv?

I just joined...scrolled down, and the first post I saw was from a neighbor asking if anyone else is into swinging. So...ok.

His voting base would regard slim fitting (or even well fitting) clothes and suits as being too fancy and "European." The shapeless, oversized suits are designed to appeal to the average guy whose wife buys him one jacket every 3 years from the sale rack at Men's Wearhouse.