I'm not sure that RMJ=H loves America that way you do, the way that I do.

Holy shit that's good. Now do one about Clemente!!!

That's cool if last year counts as one of those 2 years.

Like the geisha, modern day courtesans are trained in the arts of seduction, conversation, and their knowledge of quasi-modern events involving C-list celebs.

Albert Belle? Who the fu...oh, you mean Joey Belle.

Few people are aware that a decades long trend of declining rates of NIH funding are entirely to blame for Lance Armstrong's doping regimen during the late 90s/early 2000s.

How noble of him to also visit the site of a bombed building from the Korean War era.

"Come to think of it, maybe we SHOULD draft the kid."

Made me think of this classic.

Suggest headline updated to the following: "Bode Miller Wrecks at World Championship, gets injury that most people who are not doctors, and who do not feel compelled to tell everyone that they are doctors, would find pretty seriously disgusting."

That ad is the TV equivalent of the "Career Opportunities" movie poster from when I was a hormone-addled kid growing up. "Here's a movie, kids! It's about...something. Also, Jennifer Connelly's rack is in it, and THAT thing is super amazing!"

Not sure how much a diss it is when you go out of your way to make sure the backup dancers for your show airing live on national TV are wearing something that your arch-enemy wore one time and that everyone but you has forgotten. It's like calling an ex to tell them that you're totally over them and don't think about…

I'd just say to wait and see what the cafe does/says, and then see if they have a documented history of this. It's unfair to punish the owners and all other employees due to the actions of one employee whose background, attitude, history, etc. is completely unknown. Busy restaurants hire tons of people, not all of…

"As someone who's about to become a dad for the first time, this scares the hell out of and enrages me at once."

Area Auto Assholes Act Angry, Are Aftewards Attacked, film at 11.

License plate 157-ZSX. Do I have to spell it out for you?

They've got so many player contracts up this offseason, seems like they just figured what with Manning's arm practically falling off the other day they might as well blow the whole damn thing up and start from scratch.

Well, I guess this moves "doing their fucking job" at least one item lower on the list of "things that NYPD officers care about."

Some may suck. Some do not. One that definitely does not suck, and which is actually great, is the Heceta Head Lighthouse B&B on the Oregon coast. For one thing, it's not a person's house, it is the former house of the nearby lighthouse's operator's family. No longer inhabited, now just a B&B. You stay there, you walk…