I wonder why they filled it up and shrugged "weird, wonder who built THIS?" instead of, you know, filming the damn entrance and actually finding out who built this.

I'm not sure that RMJ=H loves America that way you do, the way that I do.

Holy shit that's good. Now do one about Clemente!!!

That's cool if last year counts as one of those 2 years.

Like the geisha, modern day courtesans are trained in the arts of seduction, conversation, and their knowledge of quasi-modern events involving C-list celebs.

Albert Belle? Who the fu...oh, you mean Joey Belle.

Few people are aware that a decades long trend of declining rates of NIH funding are entirely to blame for Lance Armstrong's doping regimen during the late 90s/early 2000s.

How noble of him to also visit the site of a bombed building from the Korean War era.

Will.i.am's idea is truly the woooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst.

"Come to think of it, maybe we SHOULD draft the kid."

Who has two thumbs and is spending way too much time making an ass of himself on the internet and researching Florida public records laws? You, unless you're missing one or both of your thumbs.

It may surprise you to learn that there are MANY things that are perfectly "legal" to do—have sex with a 19 year old woman who is not his wife, for example—that a person running for President should NOT do. This happens to be one of those things. Kate was not saying that there is anything illegal or unconstitutional…

Made me think of this classic.

Suggest headline updated to the following: "Bode Miller Wrecks at World Championship, gets injury that most people who are not doctors, and who do not feel compelled to tell everyone that they are doctors, would find pretty seriously disgusting."

I have a cheap-o old Nexus 4 that is just about dead. So, I'd like to upgrade to something decent that can run on my cheap-as-balls $35/month TMobile plan. (I'm cheap as dirt, y'all!) One frustration with the Nexus 4 is that I get no coverage, though I'm not sure in all honesty if this is due to TMobile's pretty crap…

That ad is the TV equivalent of the "Career Opportunities" movie poster from when I was a hormone-addled kid growing up. "Here's a movie, kids! It's about...something. Also, Jennifer Connelly's rack is in it, and THAT thing is super amazing!"

Not sure how much a diss it is when you go out of your way to make sure the backup dancers for your show airing live on national TV are wearing something that your arch-enemy wore one time and that everyone but you has forgotten. It's like calling an ex to tell them that you're totally over them and don't think about…

I'd just say to wait and see what the cafe does/says, and then see if they have a documented history of this. It's unfair to punish the owners and all other employees due to the actions of one employee whose background, attitude, history, etc. is completely unknown. Busy restaurants hire tons of people, not all of…

"As someone who's about to become a dad for the first time, this scares the hell out of and enrages me at once."