Jamie Lynn Palin is the most perfect name I can imagine. Track or Tugg or Trickk or whoever the fuck needs to get in there and make that happen.

"The Savior's flowing flax robes replaced by pleated khakis (a sensible 36x36, according to most observers), his wooden staff, which once commanded the good people of Israel to follow him through trials and tribulations, now replaced by a dry-erase clipboard and red pen as he leads the faithful to battle, not in…

On Aug 28, 2014, at 2:47 PM, "Friedman, Harry" wrote:

One correction: the information presented thus far indicates that Cosby was, by 1989, *already* a serial rapist. Otherwise, however, you are right.

You say the golden retriever lost the agility contest. I say the golden retriever won the eating contest.

On today's "Ya Heard, with Perd," we have an exciting story about a cord, and the story is that the cord tried to trip somebody who is a football coach.

I'm glad you said this...I was going to say the exact same thing. FSU is really in seriously deep shit over how badly they've handled this, and will inevitably be hit with a massive Title IX complaint (and civil suit) over this very case. I worked at a college and was involved in adjudicating student sexual assault…

"Don't worry, son, I got us front row seats to Foo Fighters tomorrow night!"

Also doesn't work as well when you catch the ball at your own 1 yard line. Lateral by definition will be in the end zone.

"You're telling me the most heavily defended military complex on earth doesn't have footage showing Flight 77's impact? That the best we can do is a low-res security cam FROM A GODDAM 7/11 ACROSS THE STREET?"

Fuck yeah, bro! You sure told that writer on the internet what's what about fucking bye weeks! Yeah!

you forgot

I think he believes that using it in the *presence* of a woman is wrong, unless you are specifically addressing it *to* the woman, in which case kudos to you, good sir.

The only foodstuff like this that I've ever eaten (and honestly, I probably get one per month) is the "Burner" from Foster Burger here in Portland. Easily my favorite burger in town. It's got roasted jalapenos, two kinds of cheese, onion rings, and "srirancha," which is a dressing made from Sriracha + ranch. (The…

I call on leaders in the white community to condemn this wanton display of violent thuggery.

The guy looks like Will Ferrell doing an impression of Josh Groban doing an impression of John Travolta.

Was behind Stevie Johnson at Starbucks.
Barrista asked for his name.
Stevie said "Putting u on my team."
Disappointing.
—@PeterKingSI

I assure you that a 3 year old has absolutely no ability to grasp the fine distinction you are drawing between "spanking" and "beating." All she knows is that her dad is hitting her. All you are teaching her is to accept physical abuse from males with whom she has a close relationship. Nice job! Let me know how that…

I'm a parent, and a damned good one. Our kids behave very well, to the point that they are routinely complimented on their behavior everywhere we go—airplanes, restaurants, the grocery store, wherever. They are awesome kids, they have wonderful personalities that I truly cherish, and I have NEVER laid a hand on them,…