HE AUTHORIZED THE SEALS TO HELP OUT THE LIBYANS AND THE NORTH KOREANS ON THAT OIL TANKER SO WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE THEM GO HELP THE GUYS IN BENGHAZI!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

I work at a small liberals arts college, and have been privy to many negotiations with faculty who have been offered a position. Nazareth College is completely out of line here. Faculty ALWAYS ask for the moon, and why shouldn't they? They are trying to find a position that best suits them. That's why you have a…

What is this bullshit about whiskey purists not letting ice anywhere near their drink? I'd say 75% of the "whiskey purists" I know take their whiskey with a tiny amount of cold water added up front. I drink bourbon, mostly, and always drink it with ice. Perhaps that doesn't make me a purist—God help me, if that's…

BREAKING NEWS: Crazy dangerous thing done on the internet is done by someone who was not Russian.

Don't forget

Before every goes with the suicide angle, it's possible she has gestational diabetes and suffered a really severe bout of low blood sugar. (I know that gestational diabetes causes high blood sugar, but if she's controlling it with insulin rather than just diet, then all bets are off.) It can cause disoriented and…

I see what you did there.

It does have a certain poetry, don't you think?

So I should ask my wife to do my laundry before putting my sweet, sweet moves on her?

Rockford, IL has TWO stations? Color me stunned.

Actually he threw them out when he got a great deal on some used "F.B.I. Agent" t-shirts.

[scribbles down great bit about Russification of America]

Reminded me of this, for some reason.

"Or by Meyers Leonard, same diff."

[readies awesome "Jerk Store" response]...

Well, she definitely has a type. (That type is: idiots.)

Wow, what a shock, most of the commenters calling "bullshit" on this story are guys.

"The kid is impressive, my colleagues in the football program told me he was timed at 4.55 seconds. Don't know where he gets that kind of stamina."

And they control entire countries, and you control nothing. Thus, we can conclude that having a 50 foot portrait of yourself will allow you to control the country. Quick, make haste to Kinko's!