How about "Guy who spends the entire time fiddling with his phone so he can take 15 second videos of the band during various songs, even though it means he never really watches the concert, and you know he's so drunk anyway that his clips will be out of focus and GODDAM DO I HATE THAT GUY."

Oh! This a fun game! The father is NOT: Roberto Begnini

"But what does Her Majesty think about scrunchies?"

To be fair, if "the Knicks" counts as "a professional basketball team," then I think we can let "Michelle Rodriguez getting drunk and making out for 10 seconds with another woman while fully clothed" count as "lesbian sex."

Gawd, those spent casings getting ejected are crazy.

If I get this for my wife it will be like buying her flowers, chocolates, a diamond necklace, a trip to Hawaii, and a vintage roadster all at the same time.

"10.1"

Given the rate of roster turnover, odds are good that several people who overheard even ONE of those comments are presently unemployed and/or retired from the NFL.

Looks fake.

For whatever reason, NFL teams worry about the "distraction" of a pro-gay player far more than they worry about the "distraction" of a guy convicted of domestic assault, vehicular manslaughter, drug use, DUI, etc.

ENOUGH WITH THE DUCK DYNASTY REFERENCES, ALREADY!!!!

This movie is so bad that not even Bill Nighy could save it, and that is really saying something because that man can do no wrong.

Najeh Davenport
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"That sounds entirely plausible!" said nobody who has spent more than 5 minutes living in America in the last 40 years.

I'm guessing the costs to tow it were more than the purchase cost.

<i>A meter reader with the utility company called police after assessing the house that was thought to be vacant but suspected somebody was living at the residence.</i>

"That's a Ziggy!"

No, we cannot blow something like this up. But even deflecting the trajectory by a VERY small amount could be enough, if done correctly, and if you did it far enough from earth so that the deflection could take effect. (And that's a big if.) I have no idea what would be done, mostly because all of our deflecting…

I would like to interrupt this discussion about Kendrick Perkins to say that Clay Bennett can go fuck himself.

To be perfectly blunt, you sound like a pretty bad manager.