"10.1"

Given the rate of roster turnover, odds are good that several people who overheard even ONE of those comments are presently unemployed and/or retired from the NFL.

For whatever reason, NFL teams worry about the "distraction" of a pro-gay player far more than they worry about the "distraction" of a guy convicted of domestic assault, vehicular manslaughter, drug use, DUI, etc.

This movie is so bad that not even Bill Nighy could save it, and that is really saying something because that man can do no wrong.

Najeh Davenport
Talented#2

"That sounds entirely plausible!" said nobody who has spent more than 5 minutes living in America in the last 40 years.

I'm guessing the costs to tow it were more than the purchase cost.

<i>A meter reader with the utility company called police after assessing the house that was thought to be vacant but suspected somebody was living at the residence.</i>

"That's a Ziggy!"

I would like to interrupt this discussion about Kendrick Perkins to say that Clay Bennett can go fuck himself.

To be perfectly blunt, you sound like a pretty bad manager.

Well, hold up, are you saying replace half the liquid with vodka? That's a different story. I thought you meant replace half the total volume with vodka. That's doing to lead to some passed out high schoolers.

A high school kid drinking 22 oz. of vodka? Yeah, I think an adult (or any sentient human with an IQ >20) would figure out that something was amiss.

"You can hardly smell dem Honey Nut Cheerios."

He has a rapsheet??!?!? You think we should alert the fuzz, get the boys downtown to go collar the perp?

"I see you've drawn a picture of a pig pooping on its own balls. For the last time, Lupica is NOT eligible this year."

Or they'll keep the vote and strip that person of his or her vote in future elections. I mean, that's the obvious outcome, no? Wonder why this person is so anxious to give up his/her vote.

David "Scrappy/Consistent/Coincidentally White" Eckstein, obvs.

"Her death-by-stoning will spare her poor children a lifetime of shame of having a whore for a mother."

"Force fed" is probably the wrong term. Threatened that if they don't bulk up from 240 to 265 they're going to lose their scholarship? That's probably the correct phrasing. For the sake of brevity, I'd say "force fed" works just as well.