I have no idea why he'd react so poorly to the sight of a curly haired dude yelling at him.

One question: has Florida State initiated its own investigation? Federal law (specifically, the Clery Act) says very clearly that the school must COMPLETE an investigation within 60 days of the original complaint, or risk a substantial Title IX complaint. This is serious shit if FSU has not done its own investigation,…

Can you do a table that would attempt to correlate number of qb's with overall winning percentage? Ideally it would distinguish between situations where someone like Roethlisberger gets injured and his backup plays a few games, and situations where a team cannot actually decide between which of their bad QBs should…

You have to put Barry Bonds on the list of athletes who are/were dicks to everyone. I was a batboy for a NL team when he was with the Pirates, and one day he jogged past as the other batboys and I were standing around in the outfield during batting practice. He stopped, looked at the one batboy who wore an earring,…

You realize "the end" referred to in the title has nothing to do with the decision, right? (Spoiler alert: I don't think you do.)

I think your sympathy for Dana is based on the fact that he reminds you of yourself, and you sound like a real horrible person.

Her low-calorie cocktail sounds possibly vile? It's Bacardi rum, raspberry-lemonade flavored Crystal Light and a splash of Sprite Zero.

Yeah, my wife went through some fertility concerns for about 8 months (really not that long at all, all things considered), and that was pretty stressful. Can't even imagine what it must be like to literally have magazines speculating about the condition of your womb for the past ten years.

James Dolan submitted this photo as proof that 80% of Knicks fans approve of his decision to recast the Knicks City Dancers as improv comics.

I'm convinced the reason the SUV was invented was so dudes could go on midnight runs to dispose of their embarrassing mattresses. Nobody wants to put a hideously stained mattress out in front of their own house.

She's nowhere NEAR David Beckham on the "huh, the voice does NOT sound like what I was imagining" scale.

The real story here is the increasing inability of teens (and adults, it's true of everyone) to process, understand, or talk about something if it doesn't happen online. Say what you will about the importance of social media and the increasing connectedness of people due to the internet and yada yada yada, kids are…

My wife had a miscarriage, and it was a horrible, horrible experience for us to endure. The baby was hardly full term, and she didn't deliver it, but still...that whole experience has taught me a life lesson, which is this: it is traumatic and painful as fuck to lose a child, and basically you should NEVER EVER judge…

He's so good that before you know it, you're in his bed and he's calling you a car home.

They just tape it to your locker where everyone can see it? I'm guessing that violates 12 different confidentiality clauses of the contract, no?

Sure looks like it.

My wife and I changed our names when we got married. Our "new" last name is her old last name + my old last name, no hyphen. Haven't really had any problems, apart from mailing lists and other lists that simply can't handle a space, so they have to hyphenate, or merge the two names together. An older fellow working…

"Why can't you ask your wife any of these questions directly?"

"He's very good."

Hey man, here's a quarter, call someone who cares.