The real story here is the increasing inability of teens (and adults, it's true of everyone) to process, understand, or talk about something if it doesn't happen online. Say what you will about the importance of social media and the increasing connectedness of people due to the internet and yada yada yada, kids are…

My wife had a miscarriage, and it was a horrible, horrible experience for us to endure. The baby was hardly full term, and she didn't deliver it, but still...that whole experience has taught me a life lesson, which is this: it is traumatic and painful as fuck to lose a child, and basically you should NEVER EVER judge…

He's so good that before you know it, you're in his bed and he's calling you a car home.

They just tape it to your locker where everyone can see it? I'm guessing that violates 12 different confidentiality clauses of the contract, no?

Sure looks like it.

My wife and I changed our names when we got married. Our "new" last name is her old last name + my old last name, no hyphen. Haven't really had any problems, apart from mailing lists and other lists that simply can't handle a space, so they have to hyphenate, or merge the two names together. An older fellow working…

"Why can't you ask your wife any of these questions directly?"

"He's very good."

Hey man, here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

Johnny: Boy, Burbank was pretty hot today. In fact, it was so hot, I hear Kathy Lee Gifford's maid asked for a tourist visa to go work in one of her sweatshops, just to cool down.

I have to say, I kind of like that camera angle the more I watch that clip. Lets you get a better sense of the big picture, sort of like the NFL's all 22 view.

You're saying a 140 character limit does not lend itself to an in-depth, nuanced discussion that might provide greater context to a single quote from a magazine article? Color me stunned!

Get there early!

If someone is seriously rage-tailgating you, don't stop, and don't get out of the car. Seriously, nothing good is going to happen in that scenario. Drive to a police or fire station.

The FCC needs to buy new keyboards with a "[sic]" key added to help with the transcription of these complaints.

Wow.

Basically, men are always happy to look at pictures of women. The medium is hardly the point. If there's a way for us to see pictures of women, we'll do it.

I hope they will be drawn to real beauties, the kind of women who will leave them better people in the end.

And it lasted twice as long, amirite?

Check that, they get "paid administrative leave." "Suspension" would indicate that there was some decision or judgement that went against the cops, whereas "leave" is simply the period they have to wait (while getting paid, natch) for the review board to conclude that they did nothing wrong.