Find out how to make James Beard's classic Mac N Cheese, and all will be well with your life. It's really not hard, and is like 100x better than anything you can get from a box.

Seriously, I laughed when I read that in the interview today. He's moving from the Blazers beat to the Ducks, where anytime he writes something even the slightest bit negative he's going to get 5,000 "WHY DO YOU LOVE OREGON STATE SO MUCH, ASSHOLE???" emails. My prediction: one season of the Oregon beat, and he'll wind…

Would you go so far as to say that Matt Lauer was being glib?

Didn't Coach Dantonio have, like, a heart attack last year?

Out of curiosity, what do you think that your "lessons" are motivating your team to do? Besides look for employment elsewhere, I mean?

Please share your Google calendar with me so I can make sure I'm never on an airplane with you.

Obligatory Yinzer reference.

I honestly don't get the weird disgust that people have with breast milk. Yes, it is milk, that comes from a human breast. I've tried it. It's not at all bad. It's not like I'm going to ask for a glass of it to eat with chocolate chip cookies, but, goddam y'all. Chill the F out.

"'You didn't put that in the right spot.' That's not what your mother told me last night, Trebek."

THIS DESK IS MAKING ME LOOK PREGNANT.

Well, Frank, it looks like

I think the reason it feels off is that it's written for a general audience that isn't familiar with his schtick, so it's overly broad. Sort of like the first episode of a TV show, where they spend so much time introducing the basic concept that the characters don't really develop.

Pitino: "Demons out!"

I feel like this is the Sudekis zone. Kinda beloved, kinda an alt-bro. But always ready to veer suddenly and unpredictably into jock territory.

The officer who searched Brugger was put on four days of paid leave as punishment.

I was a batboy for a pro team when I was 16. Working in the dugouts is tough work. Working down the lines is a vacation. I would say 75% of the work down the lines in my day (this was pre-social media) consisted of relaying messages (on torn scraps of paper) from hot women, who would come down to the railing, to…

I don't know about in general, but in all the cases I know about personally, the people were definitely planning on getting married eventually. The pregnancy just expedited their planning.

The part of this conspiracy theory that has never added up is the required 100% participation in the coverup of everyone on board the Navy ship that fired the missile, or 100% of everyone participating in the coverup of a terrorist attack. In either scenario, there would be someone who would take it upon themselves to…

My wife and I have a number of friends/relatives who have had "premature" births that were actually full term births...they got pregnant, freaked out, got married, announced a pregnancy, and then had a "premature birth" to cover up the fact that they got married because they were pregnant. I would have thought we were…

Some small town just off of I-5 in Oregon, between Portland and Eugene, had one of these speed trap deals, where the limit goes from like 55 to 25 in the span of a block, and they basically established it as a way of raising revenue for the town. A crazy % of the town revenue was derived from ticket revenue. IIRC they…