You just can never be sure which LeBron is going to show up, and you always KNEW Michael was going to bring it. Always. That, for me, is the bottom line—put aside the stats, the questions over whether you can compare different guys from different eras, and all that. What you CAN compare across eras is consistency, and…

Most of these sound like Jay from "The Inbetweeners" talking about his imaginary sexual exploits.

Pweeg.

I feel about men who want to make rape jokes the same that I feel about people (invariably conservatives) who get bent out of shape that black people "get" to say "the n-word" while they cannot. And that is: WHY do you want to say it in the first place? Is your life so devoid of meaning that the inability to say a…

Bring BACK enforced national service? Did we ever have it to begin with?

Yep. Meanwhile, you're really boring me. Have a good one.

It's weird that you even care, dude. I feel sorry for you.

You got me, bro. Glad you spent so much time researching my posting history so you could make that sick burn. Internet gold star for you.

Is it a standard practice to ask candidates to disclose anything, and then make them sign something saying that they'll be held liable for the subsequent discovery of any information they didn't disclose? Sort of like "any lawsuits against you? Check Y/N, and be aware you'll lose your job if you answer no and the…

I take it as a point of pride if I can get some idiot 23 year old to open a burner account to tell me to kill myself.

I will, as soon as these damn kids get off my lawn.

Yet another reason I thank heavenly Jesus that I got through college before Facebook, and that I got married to the woman of my dreams before every jackass owned a smartphone and did stupid shit with it all day long.

It's somewhat terrifying to think of how many days/weeks/months of my life I've spent playing various versions of the Wolfenstein game, starting with this one back in the day.

I thought it was a bit of a low blow that her affidavit referred to him as "the Not-As-Big-As-You-Might-Think Fundamental."

College was the darkest four years of my life.

"And do you suppose your neighbors who may have died were insufficiently thankful to Him and were denied His tender mercy as a consequence of their lack of faith?"

Keep in mind that the audience will feel like any toast you give is longer than you do. That is, 5 minutes will rush by for whoever is giving the toast, but will feel like an eternity for the audience.

Heroic seagull tries to shit on bear at 2:34.

Woah. You made what I consider to be a fair non-controversial statement, and, for whatever reason, people are flipping out over it. Bottom line is that she IS very fortunate, in many ways, be it the fact she was able to afford the treatment, or that her husband was able to take off work for however long he wanted, or…

This is the look of every guy whose way-too-hot-for-him prom date just promised him a handjob in the back of the limo.