Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Not as done as I am with the corpse fuckers Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment. Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment will be spending Halloween digging up your relatives and molesting their remains. Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment are avowed necrophiliacs.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Wow I can’t believe the Dodgers burned another 200 million dollars just to prove you still can’t buy a world series.

Oh god I needed this today

The last time a person from Los Angeles choked that hard by giving up dongs, David Carradine was found dead in his hotel room.

What a fucking comeback. I’m honestly in disbelief they managed to pull it off. Let’s fucking go Nationals!!!

Nice work trying to defend the indefensible.

She’s representing her constituency very well, thany you very much. Trump is also representing his - his criminal Kremlin money backers.

this. a million time this, as an ex-pharmacist who now works with addicts, he either has a serious stimulant addiction or dementia.

My granddaughter, who is half Lakota and half Anishinaabe, used to get told (unironically!) to go back to her own country. This was in grade school. I had to forgive the ignorance of sixth graders for saying such stupid shit. But it didn’t stop me from spending most of my time in the principal’s office, raising hell…

Snorting adderall can give you a nice runny nose. 

I mean...

So, I know this is not the most important point, but AOC, Pressley, and Tlaib were all born in America. What countries does he think they came from? Not to suggest that his attack on Rep Omar is acceptable, but his total inability to gets his facts right really highlights how racist this is.

Trump is a unhinged, catastrophically stupid, worthless, weak, insecure bigot.

Can we agree this affirms that this president is a white nationalist? Seems pretty cut and dry by this stage, but there are still some people that are hesitant to call a racist spade a racist spade.

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Bluntness isn’t something to be admired in international diplomacy, you fucking moron.

“some V.A. type nightmare”