@American as Apple Pie: Ugh. I saw this horrific ad by Missy Smith on TV. She's an associate of Terry Randall running for congress. The ad shows aborted fetus and is all about saving the babies.

Oy. Getting vertigo just looking at it.

Hey Elton. Why don't ya ask yer pal, Rush Limbaugh?

@dtptampa: Yeah, that can't be the championship game. Looking at www.usabasketball.com it was the last of the second round games. Tomorrow they start the quarterfinals/elimination round.

@EvanSei (lord of the gerbils): I <3 my Tivo HD. I ditched my Verizon FIOS TV box for the Tivo. Much nicer to use and very easy to download video off of.

It's spelled Berkeley!

@katgirl476: But it doesn't exactly sound like good behavior on LiLo's part. What exactly does good behavior mean?

@TangoTL: Hmmm. That looks like something I might be able to whip up on my 3d printer.

@BGR: You think the Chinese government gives a shit about worker conditions?

@PrincessSassypants: Yeah, I would have sworn he was a "Sir" already.

Hello ladies. How y'all doin'. Would you like to see my iPhone?

@morninggloria: Done!

@cupscake: Oh yeah. Gotta have pale white skin. Any color is a sign of being a poor farmer or some such old fashioned prejudice.

@squeakel: Yeah, I think the Asian beauty standard is more like an anime character. Big eyes, small nose, soft features. She doesn't really fit that standard.

@onomatopizza: I know someone at CDC who does this sort of research. You know there's a direct correlation between beer tax rates and STD rates? Raise the tax on alcohol rates and STDs go down.

@Artemis47: Sorry, but no. I was at the 1991 Final Four. First game was Carolina-Kansas, and all the Dookies were cursing the Tar Heels and cheering for Kansas. No way would I ever pull for Dook after that. Then I had to sit there and watch UNLV throw the second game.

Go Tar Heels!

@CatGaffney: I think they use the original La's version of There She Goes in the Parent Trap.

@DontFearTheReefer: I think Youtube is undergoing major maintenance right now.

@marciax3: Didn't he dump Michelle Pfeiffer?