Nah! Maybe we need to have patience and see if season 2 will get better.

Yes but then the Healing Process can begin.

So he was a hipster?

He grabbed a phone charger and wrapped it around his neck, threatening to kill himself, the prosecutor said.

great, that can can be your obituary

At Bowling Green. Never forget.

Atlas Bukakked

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

Or maybe, idk, someone might call the cops because a person they don’t know is just randomly walking around construction sites and people’s yards? If you took all of the race descriptors and his name away from this article I’d assume it was a trailer trash crackhead being a weirdo.

Mixon told his Sooners teammates that he planned to go to the draft this afternoon.

Good dog.

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

re: Jesus and the cross - I disagree with you here, Drew. All the significance you’re assigning to the cross/crucifixion is entirely arbitrary. I agree with Evan: however he died would have become the symbol. Which should make us happy there weren’t electric chairs back then.

If we stopped caring about this shit, what would happen?

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

“God hates Aggs”

Today, my camp issued the following statement:

This website’s constant bitching about UNPAID EMPLOYEES is super hypocritical. How about you stop running stories and generating page clicks and making that advertising money off these exploited children? Put your money where your principles are and stop covering college football.

It’s like that, but twice as eliminatey.

Maybe Driscoll should get some lessons from the Clintons on how to really milk run a charity...