this also gives me a chance to hit the reset button

I think you’re right. In my experience (*ahem*), SO MANY MEN these days are shaving their pubes clean off.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

As a former male stripper I’m glad she is carrying this torch of inequality. I can tell you ladies do NOT pay $20 for a lap dance.

I notice you fail to mention the cops that did the chasing and arresting were 2 Hispanics, and a Black officer. Not some racist whites like you imply.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

The weather is a bit unsettled the next couple of days. Trying to get 2 games in on either of those days is problematic so they felt this was the best chance (so says the Giants’ president, Larry Behr)

To be fair Jesus hung out with prostitutes too.

I bet pastor is code for hooker.

Girls. Faith. Everything. Full GFE. That’s what Hugh is all about.

After calling an escort I frequently mention god for an hour or two.

In other news... fuck my team, the Giants, and their dipshit GM who gave $62mm to a closer with an above 5 ERA. Not that he’s had much opportunity to get in any kind of groove closing this year, what with SF’s “let’s see what single A player we can put in LF today!” strategy.

What, and fuck it through the sheet? This isn’t some Orthodox Jew wedding night, I wanna see it all.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

The ruling on the field has been confirmed.Mr.Hernandez did not get both feet down therefore it is an incomplete pass.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

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+1 Chuckle/Sob