Half man, half dog, half robot.

Josh Gad is playing the secret love child of Barf and Vespa. I will be so disappointed if this isn’t true.

I mean, it has to be called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money, right? In any case, I’m not sure this is a good idea — for one thing, John Candy won’t be in it and he was one of the best things about the original. Perhaps some genre parodies making fun of IP should just be left alone.

Seriously. At this point, my first thought was, “Can we please get this guy some protection? Before he ‘commits suicide’?”

Evergreen at this point:

Go be a cunt somewhere else, universalamander.

The information comes from a June 11 complaint by Boeing inspector Sam Mohawk

While Zelda has previously shown she knows her way quite well around swords and (specially) bows, this does look fun.

looks good, the best part of moat zelda games is solving the puzzles. botw especially. really interested to see how spawning enemies to fight bosses is going to work. looks like fun.

I think it looks like a lot of fun too, I just worry that the staff ability will trivialize a lot and make solving puzzles too easy and unsatisfying. I’m not hugely bothered by this (I don’t play that many games for a challenge, especially Zelda games), I just hope they can give the player a lot of freedom to do stuff…

This looks rad. I love how Zelda plays completely different from Link (as she should). They traded the instant combat of a sword for a more strategic approach, which will slow down the overall gameplay but give us so many more ways approach fights.

I mean, of course the bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom is going to fight differently than the bearer of the Triforce of Courage. Fuck the haters.

“X-Men: The Last Stand”. It was meant as the finale of the original trilogy.

It won’t create a solid shell, or anything, but the impact risk is certainly rising. Not so much of a risk to things launching from the ground as a risk to things that will be orbiting at similar altitudes; launch is an instantaneous risk, whereas residing in orbit creates a very long-term cumulative buildup of risk…

I know Cumming has said he had a bad experience making this movie, and it’s a damn shame because he was an amazing Nightcrawler. The kindness, the sensibility, the spirituality...and the opening in the White House was such a cool use of his powers.

Came here to say the same. That’s just over ten cents per McNugget meal.

I want my order fucked up by a human, not a robot. 

They made a good regular movie like they used to and people came. That’s all is needed for the public to come back to the theaters - good movies that people want to see.

I read the title as “Florida Man Is Now Using Drones to Fight Mosquitoes”.

Wondering when there will swarms of cheap drones that kill mosquitos one-on-one without pesticides. Basically mini-robot bats.