Clarence Thomas, I’m sure, can find a way to allow it. For a small consideration, I’m sure.

He won’t, a Trump White House is a pills-filled White House.

EXACTLY!

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this whole premise predates both Tesla and Porsche:

Meanwhile, for a Mitsubishi mirage

I would have said that this is a reasonable reaction to having to put up with your neighbor blasting pop music, but apparently South Korea stopped doing that 6 years ago.  

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/22/world/asia/south-korea-propaganda-loudspeakers-north-korea.html

Thats straight up Medieval.

thumb drives with k-pop music and South Korean media

Ninety-nine poop balloons

FLUUUUSSSHHH WITH CAAAAAASSSSSHHH!

( insert Jean-Ralphio gif from Parks & Recs )

North Korean exports are up 27%.

They’re just trying to show everyone the North Korean military is flush with cash...

You’re shitting me?

Yeah, I wasn’t clear in my original post.. it’s the SIZE of the cruise ship in this story that I don’t get why people would want to be on. 10,000 people on a floating shopping mall and amusement park? The smaller ships of 20 years ago and ocean liners of the past? Those I get.

I should’ve clarified... why do they take cruises on ships THIS big. The cruise ships of the 80s and 90s were perfectly-sized, to where you truly felt that it was a getaway. These newer ones hold 7,000 passengers and have every amenity you can get at home.. at that point, why bother doing it on the ocean? Just drive…

I don’t think the actual experience is like what you’re imagining. First, assuming you’re right about “the whole point,” you’re in the middle of the ocean, so you’re definitely “away from the city.” The cruise I took wasn’t on a ship this big, but it was an pretty big RC cruise ship and I also almost never felt like I…

My in-laws love em. They are the type that doesn’t want to sit still, so my guess is that it satisfies their urge to keep moving. Plus gambling and unlimited food.

The navy taught sailors to step off and drop like a pencil, feet-first holding your hand over your face. That way your feet break the water first. Might end up with some broken bits but you’ll be alive.

The fall alone, from the height of that ship it’d be like hitting concrete.

I don’t cruise, but have watched enough travel videos from those who do to understand that the design of modern cruise ships make it VERY hard to just “fall”. Every railing, ledge, balcony, etc. is at least chest-high for an average-sized adult - some are more than head-high.  The conclusion they all point to is that…