Benioff and Weiss are the “creators” of 3 Body Problem now? I’m sure that’ll come as a big surprise to Liu Cixin, given that he wrote the original novel 16 years ago.

“CHAPPY!”

IRON EAGLE

Good point. As much as I’d like to push Cruz off a cliff, it’s DEM lawmakers that risk being murdered while traveling.

“Sadly, this was satire decades ago, and now it sounds like a happier time when political arguments didn’t automatically lead to both sides calling each other Nazis.”

Perhaps the Uvalde officers can help Ted through the airport.

Span Feller. That is, one who fells spans. It fits with the actions to take out a bridge between news and participants.

I see that The Takeout has now had comments disabled as well, shortly after Kotaku. So I’m getting one in here to say FUCK JIM SPANFELLER. FUCK PAUL MAIDMENT. These dumb cunts just had grind this company into dust to try and extract money.

Yeah, for people who are not familiar with this class of diesel engines, the ones that push big container ships are nothing at all like the one in your truck. The pistons alone are bigger than that truck. 

“ but for some reason, propulsion was not engaged when the emergency power came on”

Attempted murder?  Now honestly, what is that?  Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

I had part of my colon removed last month and am having chemo for cancer. I wear a mask everywhere. Fuck Forrie.

The masks are saturated with Illuminati-engineered micro-chemtrails. Every time you exhale through a mask, it disperses a cloud of woke mind virus particles.

And they say liberals are snowflakes. JFC.

Liberals?

What is that, a Kraft-only grocery store?

The ABC’s of conservatism:

There’s a weird conservative tendency to think they are being attacked by simply being in a presence of someone who they assume has more liberal values than they do.

“I mean no offense to anyone, it’s just that I’m a special kind of asshole who thinks he’s better than other people.”

“I refuse to sit next to someone who is considerate enough to wear a mask in public.  I mean, what kind of twisted freak tries to limit the spread of contagions to others?  Who does that?”