I’m a honker. I used to flip the bird but stopped doing that when one day I accidentally flipped off a cop.

Rip a nasty fart when the family is in the vehicle with the Windows up and controls for passengers turned off. Total Dad move.

Ken Jennings’ life story is one of those one-in-a-billion stories that would make a great movie. A humble, trivia minded computer scientist finally makes it as a contestant on his favorite tv show, Jeopardy. He almost loses the first game by not including Olympic athlete Marion Jones’ first name in Final Jeopardy.…

Back when I had my Mazda3 (RIP), I’d hit people with my 40in lightbar when they did something egregiously stupid. Like cutting me off with no blinker or sitting at a stop light 5 seconds after it turned green. I’m only an asshole to other assholes. 

If this counts as rude...

TIL Manitoba drivers are all Massholes.

At this point the only thing I know for sure about Kanye is that he is in DESPERATE need of mental health care.

Genuinely honored to see my 2014 high school Head of the Charles fuckup immortalized in an AV Club article lmao

I give a thumbs down and shake my head to let the other driver know I’m not mad at their bad driving, just disappointed.

Good story, Emma!

I like to think I’m a respectful driver, mostly. There are too many nut jobz out there to do anything too rude.

The rudest thing I do is flip off people on their phone.  On my motorcycle, I can get my finger withing a couple of inches.  I really wish I could reach inside and throw the dam thing sometimes

Finger gun. I shoot so many fucktard douchebags on the road. Those who drive slow (below the speed limit) in the passing lane; anyone who doesn’t use a turn signal; anyone/every, who drive like they don’t know where the fucking they’re going (Waze people, use it). Here is Georgia, where there is NO mandatory behind…

Signal lane changes - in Manitoba that’s seen as both a challenge and an insult.

The one thing I find myself doing, especially in the parking lot at work where people can’t drive for BEANS, is make direct eye contact and give them a big THUMBS DOWN, Gladiator style.

That bar was behaving in an aggressive manner and had numerous intoxicants in its system. Good shoot.

More from The Guardian about the circumstances...

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Now do the Paranormal Activity houses!