A panicky idiot could manage that challenge!  Remember, there’s a reason we have amazing ER stories, not excluding “what have we inserted into our rectums this year!” contests.

He’s now dakingofkinja / Jack Left Town

He’s now Common Rider.

It’s the XKCD way!

Yeah, Tesla was saying it, so we’re possibly looking at the culprit. But as to other cases, I’ve seen issues with exactly that problem of someone either mixing up pedals or managing to have a foot or both feet on both pedals at once.

Ok, so to be clear, did the driver have both the brake and the accelerator pressed at the same time?

It’s a little less obvious of a false-flag than tweeting “I live in a state with a warm-water port and I will not be voting for Biden”, that’s for sure.

And in the article, “No visible signs of security”, which makes me wonder if there were no cameras or anything, and marvel at leaving a couple of million dollars of inventory simply out in the open like that.

CCP official: “If we have enough crashes in the area, then the areas will no longer be inhabited and all will be fine again, as we won’t be launching over ‘inhabited’ areas from that point onward.”

MAYBE it wasn’t someone hired by Elon or a rabid MAGA trying to false flag for Elon? Just putting that possibility out there, however remote, before someone says otherwise.

NOW, can we get this posted onto every billboard in America???

So Sam is supposed to team up with someone who can fart the Star-Spangled Banner?

Indeed!

Yeah, I wasn’t terribly sad about the Marky-Mark monkey movie.

When I think of Flat Earth logic, I think of Mr. “Shoot myself up in a rocket for 2000 or 5000 feet instead of just flying in a Cessna.”. 

Now, we don’t want to sound homonymic.

Actors can indeed “do this professionally”, but throughout the career field, there are those that do it better than others, and most certainly those that can or can’t play something opposed to themselves well.

Invent a new super-hero just for him.  Hamm-man!

With conservo-trolls, every accusation is really a confession.

Delivery driver: “Ok, that’s $60 for 5 pizzas, delivering to xxx address. I’ll be there in 30 minutes.”