Looking at all the skid marks, he wasn't the first...haha!

I have an acre and the front lawn is pretty steep...I brought my self-propelled (gas) push mower but I'm not quite sure how it'll go...

2005 Honda CR-V. First car I ever bought new (that I researched the shit out of and bought because it was "reliable." I will never drive another Honda. Rear differential went bad twice something about the fluid breaking down or something. Had this howling from the passenger side door...must have been missing…

I had some jackass at work trying to park his Dodge Ram in the parking lot the other day...he must have backed in and out for about 5 minutes. I wanted to yell "I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH ASSHOLE," but I didn't. If you have a big truck you should know how to park the futher mucker...

Time to listen to Mastodon's Leviathan album again!

Probably driving a Prius.

I would have backed the big, bad diesel up to her open window and rolled coal. What a skank.

Read the company's mission statement and spout off words and paraphrases from that. I had recently retired from the Air Force and tied the Air Force Core Values (Integrity, Service Before Self, and Excellence In All We Do) to Alcoa's (below) which shared two of them. Also, my brother-in-law also worked there, so I…

'MURICA

Makes me miss serving in the Air Force...I'll be retired a year soon...

That's the one that caught my eye.

Cool idea. Makes me laugh a bit because I have a giant PVC thing on the side of my house for radon mitigation and this kind of looks like a mini version.

Yeah...I've been in 3 cars that hit deer and my family, wife's family have all hit them. I almost hit one flying down a hill on a bicycle.

It's crazy...we just moved back after 17 years away and I live in town and have a herd of like 30 of them in the back yard the other day. I remember when we moved to PA from…

Haha...do you live in Pennsylvania?

Y U NO MANUAL!?!?!

I once hit a deer in an 84 Pontiac Fiero at 70 mph. Once. I never saw the pop up headlights again...so glad it didn't come though the windshield... Bought a 67 Olds F-85 after that and was like "Bring it on you 4-legged bitches!"

Yeah this is enraging...is this Spotify's issue or a limitation in iOS?

Uhh...he mentions Windows, Chromebook and Android tablets too...

When we lived in Alaska, my wife had a 2005 Honda CR-V with Blizzaks and she couldn't make it up our driveway in Alaska through 7" of snow. I drove home a couple hours and couple inches later in my 1997 Subaru Legacy with 80K mile touring tires and went right through 9" of snow, backed down and bored another path…

Love is a lie...just like the cake. - Portal