XJ...as in Cherokee. It's 4WD, but not 300+ hp. I'm almost at mid-life crisis age, but I don't make Porsche money. :-)

I had a "TuRD" sticker on my brown '84 FJ60 Land Cruiser. I was very proud of it. I sold it to a fella in Colorado Springs before I retired from the Air Force and moved back to PA...let me know if you see it around town.

I can tell my wife I need one to replace my XJ to get up our steep driveway (that gets no sun) in the winter...

Fugly.

Man, I can't wait til my boys are a little older and we can play stuff like this instead of go fish.

I wonder if men can recall their manhood after driving a minivan...

Haha...read the news. Sony is coughing up free stuff for PSN DDoS attacks. You can go back to playing Atari now.

I'm still gaming on my 2006 Mac Pro (2 x 2.66GHz Xeons, 10 GB RAM & Radeon HD 7800). Granted it won't boot in Mac OS since I put that video card in, so I've been running Windows exclusively for the last 2 years. I plays everything I throw at it...I gotta bump the gfx down to medium for most of the recent games, but…

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Some super cool barista robot or something...

I'd like to know more on his preferred coffee making methods and gadgets.

Yeah, I'd totally play Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders & Maniac Mansion again.

XJ 6-10%. Guess I'll go read Jezebel now.

Works great on my Mac. 2006 Mac Pro running Win 8.1. :-)

Pulling out in traffic with my '00 XJ right after I start it versus letting it warm up for 5-10 minutes is a totally different experience. I've done more for the environment driving this thing 220K miles then all those hot-air spewing, anti-idle, Eco-Idiots.

Yeah I have run Windows exclusively on my 2006 Mac Pro...ever since OS X wouldn't recognize the 2GB video card after I installed it.

I suddenly have an urge to play Skyrim and eat a huge plate of sausage.

I have an old Android phone but I'm currently using an iPhone. Are there any apps out there that I can install on the Android and then monitor remotely via the iPhone?

If he buys anything JDM/Fast and the Furiousish I'll be deleting Jalopnik from my bookmarks bar.

When Uncle Sam sent me to Italy I picked up a 1992 red modded out Delta HF Integrale. Bigger turbo, lots of weight stripped out, etc. I drove it for a few weeks and decided that I'd probably kill myself in it. That thing was scary fast. Sold it and bought a 91 VW Polo.

But it has a fart can on it...what more do you want? Turbo? GTFO.